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Archive for July, 2006


A boy ws caught in d act undressng
hr gf. D gf’s dad
said

PUNYETA! Anu
gngawa nyo?!

BOY&GIRL
said:

nagbubura ng
kalawang!

ay dedma…

ay dedma best, but i guess a best wasnt good enough. hehe!

(thanks, cesar a! –ed)

Who says drinking beer makes people fat? It makes them lean…

…lean against d walls, doors, trees, friends, strangers, toilet seats, lamp posts, etc. :)

may the Lord God bless you today, your soul, your heart, your mind… May He give you a fulfilling day, and guide you all the time. Have a great day!

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My dream house loCated at 143 darling st. swtheart village i love u city.gdnyt…

Pinaka common mistake ng isang girl during a job interview ay ang pagsagot ng…

“KHIT AN0NG POSITION PO SIR, BSTA MAKAPASOK LANG” Hehehe:-j

Wife: Dear, ano regalo mo sa 25th anivrsary ntin?

Husband: Dalhin kta sa AFRICA.

Wife: Wow! How sweet nman! Eh sa 50th anivrsary?

Husband: Sunduin kta dun!

Morning
comes
evryday
& as we
get out
of bed,
let’s leave
our worries
behind,
& face d
day w/ a
smile & say:

By GOD’s Grace
i’ll be OK…

gÖÖD m0rNinG…(“,

3 YR OLD BOY SAW M0M NAKED:
BOY:mom, ano yan?(turo sa pekpek)
M0M: ah… eh…kwan, sugat yan, oo anak sugat lang yan, hehe…
BOY: ganun ba? Prang puke no?