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Archive for June, 2007


Sumwhere in T0ndo..

Boy:Cno mtapang?! Lumabas ang mtapang jan!

LLaking mLake at mdming tatoo:Ako mtapang! Bkt?!

Boy:Survey Lng po.. O,ung mga duwag nmn.

Walang kamay…

Sbi
nla
wlang kamay
ang mga ibon

sure?

bt one song said..

“y do brds, sudenly apir”

see?!?
nag-aapir cla.. Cguro dey can clap too… Noh?Ãœ hehe

ThE
mOrE
siLentLy
LovE
s
ExprEssEd,
thE
mOr
it
s
deEpLy
bOund
tO
imprEss.
No
wOndEr
God
Luvs
U
in
siLencE
bt
gvEs
U
d
dAiLy
unnOticEd
mirAcLes..ü

A penis and his balls

A penis

says 2

his balls..

“get ready

were going

to a party!”

his balls say..

“fuckin liar!

you always go inside

& leave us outside

knocking!Ü

Ang batang swapang at sinungaling

Pangaral ng tatay s knyang anak:

Tandaan, ang batang swapang at sinungaling ay d tatangkad, uusli ang ngipin, at mananatiling unano!

-Diosdado Macapagal. ö

Test of closeness

D
test
of
closenes
doesnt
come
wen
ur
2geder
it
coms
wen
u’re
apart
&
realize
dat
despite
d
distance
d
“BONDING”
is
still
der
take
care!¤ GOD bles!

a kid askEd his pRegnant mUm:

“aNu nsa tYan niu?”

d mUm answRd:

“kpatid mu”

d kid askEd:

“Lab mu ba xa?”

mUm:

“uu”

kid:

“weh aDik ka pLa bt mu knaEn?”ü

Scientist have proven that human minds are linked with each other thru neuron activities. So if you’re thinking of someone all day long without any reason at all, she/he is thinking of you too…

-time magazine

If
you
love
someone,

set
them
free…
If
they
come
back again

SET THEM ON FIRE!!
Aba! pagktpos nyang magpakasawa sa iba ikaw na naman?
SUNUGIN!!..