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Sumwhere in T0ndo..

Boy:Cno mtapang?! Lumabas ang mtapang jan!

LLaking mLake at mdming tatoo:Ako mtapang! Bkt?!

Boy:Survey Lng po.. O,ung mga duwag nmn.

Sbi
nla
wlang kamay
ang mga ibon

sure?

bt one song said..

“y do brds, sudenly apir”

see?!?
nag-aapir cla.. Cguro dey can clap too… Noh?Ü hehe

ThE
mOrE
siLentLy
LovE
s
ExprEssEd,
thE
mOr
it
s
deEpLy
bOund
tO
imprEss.
No
wOndEr
God
Luvs
U
in
siLencE
bt
gvEs
U
d
dAiLy
unnOticEd
mirAcLes..ü

A penis

says 2

his balls..

“get ready

were going

to a party!”

his balls say..

“fuckin liar!

you always go inside

& leave us outside

knocking!Ü

Pangaral ng tatay s knyang anak:

Tandaan, ang batang swapang at sinungaling ay d tatangkad, uusli ang ngipin, at mananatiling unano!

-Diosdado Macapagal. ö

D
test
of
closenes
doesnt
come
wen
ur
2geder
it
coms
wen
u’re
apart
&
realize
dat
despite
d
distance
d
“BONDING”
is
still
der
take
care!¤ GOD bles!

a kid askEd his pRegnant mUm:

“aNu nsa tYan niu?”

d mUm answRd:

“kpatid mu”

d kid askEd:

“Lab mu ba xa?”

mUm:

“uu”

kid:

“weh aDik ka pLa bt mu knaEn?”ü