our daily txt

BF: bumili aq 3 tickets s isang concert.cgrdo mgging msya gbi ntn. GF: ha? bkt tatlo? BF: isa s tatay mo, nanay mo at sa kuya m0! S concert cla, s bhay tau!

(Sa Math class) Titser:Juan,kung ako’y may 5 anak sa unang asawa at 5 ult sa pangalawa, samakatuwid meron akong? Juan: taglay n kalandian mam!Ü

“the most interesting thing about heart transplant is that 1 completely loses his own heart and be replaced with someone else’s yet still has the feelings for the same person he loves.This proves that love works in the minds of people and not in their hearts. Bottomline is that, love is a state of mind.You’ll learn how to forget only if you try doing so”. -Dr. Burke,Grey’s Anatomy

“Never let the things you want.. Make you forget the things you already have..” goodmorning. ü

D ktA mAccc kUng nkLmUtAn mO N Ko kC aLm kO dnA akO mhLagA sAu. nkktwA nO? HnGgNG NGaun e2 kO uMaASa n snA mbwi ktA jAn s ZOO.. kw kC e,nngA2gAt kA.wAg gNun!..

The real winners in life are the people who look at every challenge with an assurance that they can be victorious thru GOD’s strength. Gud a.m.

Population policies of countries: CHINA:STOP at 1 child SINGAPORE:STOP at 2 children PHILIPPINES:STOP at 4 AM!