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Archive for August, 2008


Biogesex

Dti ang gamot s skit ng ulo ay

kispirin at yakapsul

ngaun dna daw uso un!

Ano n uso?

BiogeSEX! ‹ kaht wlang laman ang tyan.safe. Cge ingat!.. Hehe..

Three things in life

3tings n lyf wen gone
nvr com bak:
TIME, WORDS & OPPORTUNITY;

3tings n lyf dat shld nvr b lost:
PEACE, HOPE & HONESTY;

3tings n lyf dat r most valuable:
LOVE, FAITH & PRAYER;

3tings n lyf dat r nvr certn:
DREAMS, SUCCESS & FORTUNE;

3tings n lyf dat make a person:
HARDWORK, SINCERITY & COMMITMENT;

3tings n lyf dat can dstry a person:
LUST, PRIDE & ANGER;

3tings dat r truly constant:
CHANGE, DEATH & GOD!

Pls dnt jst read it
share it w/d pipol u care.

Ang Parrot…

PARROT: kpg hnila m 2ng kliwang paa q, kknta q. pg kanan, 22la nmn.
BOY: wow galing nman! e pano pg sbay kung hnila paa u?
PARROT: eh di mahu2l0g n aq tanga!

Pag may problema ka

pg mY
prbLema k
wg k mgppKmtay
icpn m0..

kba0ng-10,000

Bur0L-2,500
LiBing-5,000

kpe&BskwiT
-1,700

kya pg my
pr0blemA k
tx m0 k0..

MATADOR -60 Lng!

When you’re committed….

Wn ur comited, its ok 2 go out, 2 hav fun w/ frnds.. 2 party ol nyt or 2 mit new acquaintncs.. Rmmbr coy0te ugly?

“Alwys luk available bt nvr b available…”

Nasaktan dahil iniwan

nrnsan
mo n b
mgmhL
at msktan
dhL inwn k nya?
tps
bgLa kau
ngkta,

nginitian k,

at nsbi s srLi mo:

“bkt gnun? iisa
n Lng ngipin nya,
gmgLaw p pg 2mtwa..”

Forgetful

i cUd b 4getfuL
SmtyMs.
i dNt txt
NoR aSk: Hw r u?
bUt dat doesNt mEaN i rmmber LesS..
4 i oLwyS RmeMbR u by my HeaRt nOt bY my 4GetFuL miNd..
gudnyT!..

Missing the group

i miS d grup
hUm i uSd 2 Laf
w/,
d grup hUm i
uSd 2 tUrN oN,
d grup hU
mKeS mE fiL
sPeCiAL..
wEL i geS, i jz
rEaLyZd,
“aNg Lungkot pla
pg dna tyo
ngkkitakita!”

Vampire

1 nyt
i drMD
i wS
a vAmpYr
&
i wS
suPpSd
2 byt U
bT
i
cAn’t

nsteD

i
fAced
d
sUn
&
Let
mYsLf
diE
i diD
dt 4
a simpLe
tHinG
becouse

“2ropa tau eh”
mowning