our daily txt

Sakristan: father,me nagdasal knina sa altar na pilay,pgkatap0s tnap0n ang saklay at naglakad!
Father:isang himala! Asan na xa?
S:ay0n,nkadapa, basag ang mukha!

2 girls ng aply ng work.1 mtalino, 1 bo2
MATALINO: buti kpa natanggap. Ano ba ang gnawa mo?
BOBO:wala. Nung ngfil up me ng form, nilagay ko sa
Sex: SURE.

Hi! Ur eric’s friend, ryt? Took d liberty to browse thru his fone. Ur name is on hìs fonbuk. F u c him, kindly tel him i have his f0n. He left it on my bed last nyt. tnx!

-KATRINA HALILI

B0Y:tay
andamot ng
cLsm8 q!
TATAY:bkt nmn?
B0Y:d kc cya nag-invite s burol ng
tatay nya d aq
nkkain ng biskwit tangina nya dq rn xa iinvite s burol mo tay ha?

AMO: inday,my pulubi s g8,paalicn mu nga..
INDAY: ryt away!
INDAY to BEGGAR: hey u putrid-smeling beggar w/ d diverse ambiance of scnted junk dt assails evrybody’s n0strils & carbon free lungs,pls go away n0w!
BEGGAR: wat?!hu do u think u r?!u pthetc trying hard nanny!how cud u,a s0cial climbr & vry low grade mammal,underestim8 a high-class beggar lyk me?!d hell w/ u!
INDAY: nk2sakit kna ah!mam oh,ayaw umalis oh..hehe!

Wen i DIE
i Dnt wnt
2 wear
anytng

c0z wen d
tym cUmz
dt u’l c ME
lying on my
coffin
i wnt u
2 smyl
wyl sying
“ito ang patay?!
Hanep..

PANG-MODEL!

Lalake: pag tay0 n mgksama n nating hhrapin ang mga pr0blema.

Babae: pero wla nman ak0ng prblema…

Lalake: kc nga,ndi p tay0… Wg ka xcited! Hahaha