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Archive for April, 2009


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CHAVIT: MANNY, paki acknowledge naman c 1st Gentleman,late dumating,aun kadadaan lang tabi ng ringside.,

PACMAN: i wud like to acknowledge da ARRIVAL OF DA LATE 1st GENTLEMAN WHO JUST PASSED AWAY.

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Best armor

LiFe CoNtinUes wAteVeR haPpeNs!..aLL wE nEed iS tO Be PoSitiVe aNd bE bRaVe wD aLL thE cHaLLenGes wE eNcOuNteR.. FaitH iN GoD iS stiLL thE BeSt ArMoR..

Ramdam ang asenso

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tuyo
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ngaun
mayaman
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tigddalawa na!
May kmatis pa!

Ramdam namin ang asenso. Hehehe

Loren as Mary Magdalene?

Loren Legarda will likewise be active this Holy Week. Dozens of senaculo organizers have invited her. She’s the unanimous choice to play Mary Magdalene.

— From The Professional Heckler

Gloria as Pontius Pilate

Staunch supporters of Pampanga governor Fr. Ed Panlilio rejected President Arroyo’s offer to play Pontius Pilate in a passion play at the provincial capitol. Asked why, they said, “It’s a risk. Pa’no kung irelease n’ya lahat ng convicts?!?”

— From The Professional Heckler