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Text messages, jokes, and quotes for Pinoy texters

Archive for June, 2009


You is…

‘you iS!’

‘you is!’

‘you is!’

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Gloria’s cha-cha

“Habang garapalang pinipilit ng administrasyong Arroyo at ng kanyang
mga kaalyado sa Kongreso ang pakanang ConAss, lalo nitong sinisindihan ang galit ng mamamayan. The Filipino people will never dance to
Gloria’s chacha.”

— Gabriela Rep. Liza Maza

Pag pinasayaw ka ng Chacha…

Pag pinasayaw ka ng Chacha, dapat ang isagot mo, “I’ll never gonna dance again.” Hehe.

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Ganito sa min

Pokpok: (Gumigiling) Ganito sa ‘min. Kanya-kanyang kayod, walang maayos na trabaho, walang pambili ng gamot. Kung di ka gigiling, di ka kakain.

Mar Roxas: (Umiiling) Iha, tumabi ka.

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Victor Ortega

Factoid: Victor Ortega (House chairman on constitutional amendments) helped Marcos set up dictatorship thru bogus 1972 Constitution.

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Egypt vs Philippines

Egypt only suffered 10 biblical plagues. We have 214: flu, floods, 211 congressmen and one president.

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Conass-wang

Wag kang matakot sa multo, matakot ka sa CONASS-WANG!

(From Twitterer @jrcarrabe)

How many congressmen…

How many congressmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? None — they’re too busy screwing the country.

(From Twitterer @hotmanila)

Kapag tinanong

boy: kpg tinanong ba kta eh ssgutin mo ako?

girl: onman, un na nga lng hnhntay ko e. (kinilig)

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