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Archive for April, 2010


Villar says he violated no law

NP Presidential candidate Manny Villar says he violated no law. Maybe his opponents are just jejemonizing him. :p

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Jejemon na ayaw ng mga tibak

Anong jejemon ang ayaw ng mga aktibistang Pinoy?

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Jejemon sa eleksyon

“May tumatakbo palang jejemon sa eleksiyon. Si Jejemon Binay.”

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What did Arroyo say…?

Question: What did President Arroyo say when Joey Salceda informed her of his plan to defect to LP?

Answer: “Bitch!”

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Make Villar an honest man

If Villar loses, then he can honestly say, ‘Poor Me’. Let’s make him an honest man.

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Filipinos on death of Polish president

The president of Poland dies in a plane crash. The Polish people express grief; Europeans express shock. Filipinos express envy.

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Layas

Alam mo, layas ka talaga eh, no?

Pati sa panaginip ko, nakakarating ka… ^_^