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Archive for July, 2011


The secret is out

The secret is out: during a recent surgery for a pinched nerve on GMA’s spine, the doctors at St. Luke’s Medical Center fished out of her back stolen election returns from the May 2004 presidential elections.

Kris Aquino at ang Azkals

Similarity ni Kris Aquino at ng Azkals: ang Azkals, may James and Phil Younghusband. Si Kris, may James and Phil Ex-Husbands.

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Varekai

Magbabakasyon daw yung performers ng Varekai pakatapos, eh. Pupunta daw sila sa…Vorakai. – (name withheld to protect the corny)

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Kiefer Ravena

Don’t ask me where Kiefer Ravena is. I’m not my brother’s kiefer! :p

– ederic on Twitter

Ang chalk

Ang chalk puwedeng burahin, sa internet hindi na maaring bawiin. Think before you click.

– Jessica Soho

PCSO

Ang bagong meaning daw ng PCSO ay:

Pa
Car
Sa
Obispo

Dear bishops

Dear bishops, we spell it J-E-S-U-S, not J-E-S-U-V.

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