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nuod k ng tv channeL 11 bilis! c gina alajar daw pumatay ky nida blanca? inimbstghn n sya ng NBI!

pEr0 ndi dw xa c gina, sbi ña:

“karen p0!”

hehehe…

MAN 1:pare gsto kong mgpalit ng pngalan,ang pngit eh!
MAN 2:bkit ano bng pngalan m0?
MAN 1:Ricardo Putingtae
MAN 2:ano bng gusto mng ipalit?
MAN 1:Ricky Putingtae

i feel sorry for those who broke my heart

because one day they’ll wake up & realize…

they had the world, but they let it go.”
hehe! :-D

TANGA: Kumusta exam?

BOBO: Masama, wla ako nsgutn! Blank paper lng pnasa ko!

TANGA: Nku ako din! Pano yan?

Bka isipin nla ngkopyahan tayo!

Drinking dy say s d haven 0f d weak.We f0rge a pers0na dat we 0nly hav d c0urage t0 sh0w when wer drunk enuf.We escape reality even f it risks 0ur healt[h.. Bt i tel u ds,d m0st h0nest ndviduals r th0se hu drink t0 dr0wn..C0z dy l0se their s0cial mask..N0 pretenti0ns.N0 limits.N0 lies.. Dats n0t weaknes,dat’s being fearles. nd i ges wat dy cn nver fath0m s dat,bec 0f int0xicati0n,we bec0m pure.=)

-2 ol drinkers nd drunkards!Ü *cheers!*

KILER:Pader, mangungmpisal sna ako.
FR:Ano ba an ksalanan mo anak?
KILER:Nkapatay akö ng 23 tao
FR:Bkit?
KILER:Kc naniniwla cla sa dyos,kw pader naniniwala kba sa dyos?
FR:ha? Nung una…pero ngaun trip-trip na lng!

SAD ST0RY: Dey wer besfrnds sinz kids. Diane kept scret of her luv 4 enzo. Yrs pasd, dey separ8d ways & stopd comunc8ng but she was stil hoping dat he wud cum bak. Aftr 2yrs her pryers wer answrd, she recievd a msg:”Diane, I hav a surprise, Im comng bak. Luv & kises, Enzo.” She w8d at d airport but he didnt arive. Den a sexy lady sed: “Hi, Im Lyn, frnd of Enzo, I hav bad news.” Tears fel from Diane’s eyes! Den d lady smyld, Gaga! Its me, ENZO! b0ngGa db?