Very cold
a guy stopped @ a farmhaus 4d nyt. farmer:sory, we dont hav a vcant rum, bt i cn let u sleep w/my dghtr f u promise nt 2 touch her (he agreed). he went nsyd d dark rum, undressd & lied down. den d dghtr sed, “pls embrace me” guy:i cnt, i promised ur dad not 2touch u. daugtr:pls, im getng cold guy: (sigh) ok then. nxt mrning he paid his bil n sed, “ur dghter ws very cold” farmer: i know. she’s been dead for 2 days. hapi halloween! Ü
