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Villar, Gibo & Noynoy

“Villar: Sipag at Tiyaga;

Gibo: Galing at Talino;

Noynoy: Mama at Papa”

Noynoy’s decision

FLASH REPORT: After 1 day retreat sa Carmelite sisters, Noynoy has discerned. He has decided to be a nun! ha ha

Personal ambition

My personal ambition ends where my loyalty and love for my country begins. God bless Noy. God bless the Philippines.

- Mar Roxas

When an apple is 18

When an apple is green, it’s ready to be plucked. When a girl is eighteen, she is ready to…

VOTE!

You dirty mind, Elections in progress. V0te wisely!

Pangarap kong matalo ka

BOY: Pangarap kong matalo ka!
PICHAY: Pngarap kong tuparin ang pangarap mo.
COMELEC: Natupad na ang pangarap mo! :-)

Nakasimangot

Bkt laging nakasimangot ang mga taga-TEAM UNITY pag nagpapa-picture?

Kc ang laging sinasabi ng phtograper ay ‘SAY CHIZ.’ :-)

Report election incidents: VforCE: pldt: 10149,09228600752, 09263041826, PPCRV – 5261786, 5262013; NAMFREL-NASSA-7267426; LENTE-09215355949. Pls pass



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