our daily txt » Elections http://ourdailytxt.com Text messages, jokes, and quotes for Pinoy texters Sat, 21 Aug 2010 04:18:39 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Hindi lahat ng nakadilaw… http://ourdailytxt.com/election/hindi-lahat-ng-nakadilaw/ http://ourdailytxt.com/election/hindi-lahat-ng-nakadilaw/#comments Mon, 03 May 2010 10:34:00 +0000 e http://ourdailytxt.com/?p=1517 Di lahat ng nakadilaw ay bayani; ang iba ay nakapink, kagaya ni Bayani Fernando. Peace!

- Flowell Galindez on Meme

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- @tinig on Twitter

]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/election/villar-says-he-violated-no-law/feed/ 0 Jejemon sa eleksyon http://ourdailytxt.com/election/1509/ http://ourdailytxt.com/election/1509/#comments Wed, 21 Apr 2010 14:23:16 +0000 e http://ourdailytxt.com/?p=1509 “May tumatakbo palang jejemon sa eleksiyon. Si Jejemon Binay.”

- @ssowy on Twitter

]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/election/1509/feed/ 0 What did Arroyo say…? http://ourdailytxt.com/gloria-jokes/what-did-arroyo-say/ http://ourdailytxt.com/gloria-jokes/what-did-arroyo-say/#comments Wed, 14 Apr 2010 14:56:20 +0000 e http://ourdailytxt.com/?p=1507 Question: What did President Arroyo say when Joey Salceda informed her of his plan to defect to LP?

Answer: “Bitch!”

– Professional Heckler on Twitter

]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/gloria-jokes/what-did-arroyo-say/feed/ 0 Make Villar an honest man http://ourdailytxt.com/election/make-villar-an-honest-man/ http://ourdailytxt.com/election/make-villar-an-honest-man/#comments Mon, 12 Apr 2010 07:33:29 +0000 e http://ourdailytxt.com/?p=1502 If Villar loses, then he can honestly say, ‘Poor Me’. Let’s make him an honest man.

- Jim Paredes on Twitter

]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/election/make-villar-an-honest-man/feed/ 0 Villar, Gibo & Noynoy http://ourdailytxt.com/election/villar-gibo-noynoy/ http://ourdailytxt.com/election/villar-gibo-noynoy/#comments Tue, 12 Jan 2010 21:11:40 +0000 e http://ourdailytxt.com/?p=1487 “Villar: Sipag at Tiyaga;

Gibo: Galing at Talino;

Noynoy: Mama at Papa”

]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/election/villar-gibo-noynoy/feed/ 1 Noynoy’s decision http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/noynoys-decision/ http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/noynoys-decision/#comments Sun, 06 Sep 2009 16:05:00 +0000 e http://ourdailytxt.com/?p=1361 FLASH REPORT: After 1 day retreat sa Carmelite sisters, Noynoy has discerned. He has decided to be a nun! ha ha

]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/noynoys-decision/feed/ 1 Personal ambition http://ourdailytxt.com/quotable-quotes/personal-ambition/ http://ourdailytxt.com/quotable-quotes/personal-ambition/#comments Tue, 01 Sep 2009 11:36:40 +0000 e http://ourdailytxt.com/?p=1354 My personal ambition ends where my loyalty and love for my country begins. God bless Noy. God bless the Philippines.

- Mar Roxas

]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/quotable-quotes/personal-ambition/feed/ 0 When an apple is 18 http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/when-an-apple-is-18/ http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/when-an-apple-is-18/#comments Mon, 29 Oct 2007 02:43:52 +0000 e http://www.ourdailytxt.com/jokes/when-an-apple-is-18/ When an apple is green, it’s ready to be plucked. When a girl is eighteen, she is ready to…

VOTE!

You dirty mind, Elections in progress. V0te wisely!

]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/when-an-apple-is-18/feed/ 0 Pangarap kong matalo ka http://ourdailytxt.com/election/555/ http://ourdailytxt.com/election/555/#comments Fri, 25 May 2007 19:09:23 +0000 e http://txtm8s.tinig.com/election/555/ BOY: Pangarap kong matalo ka!
PICHAY: Pngarap kong tuparin ang pangarap mo.
COMELEC: Natupad na ang pangarap mo! :-)

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