What did Arroyo say…?
Question: What did President Arroyo say when Joey Salceda informed her of his plan to defect to LP?
Answer: “Bitch!”
Archive for the ‘Gloria jokes’
My favorite politician
Dear God, so far this year you’ve taken my favorite singer Michael Jackson, my favorite actor Patrick Swayze my favorite actress Farah Fawcett. Just 2 let you know… My favorite politician is Ate Gloria po.
SONA at fairy tale
Ano ang kaibahan ng FAIRY TALE sa STATE OF THE NATION ADDRESS?
Ang Fairy Tale ay kwentong di totoo na may dwende. Ang SONA ay may dwende na nagkukuwento ng di totoo!
Boobs
Dati, ang boobs ni Putot ganito |_|_|
Kaya nung 1980’s nagpagawa siya ng ganito (*)(*)
Pero nung isang araw, pumutok! (x)(x)
Kaya pinaayos niya dahil hindi na pantay (o)(O)
Naayos na kaya ganito na siya ngayon (oYo)
Egypt vs Philippines
Egypt only suffered 10 biblical plagues. We have 214: flu, floods, 211 congressmen and one president.
Obama and Gloria
President Barack Obama finally calls up Malacañang:
OBAMA: May i speak with that small but great Filipina who is the pride of all Filipinos?
GMA: (kinilig) Yes? How are you, Mr President?
OBAMA: Congratulations, Charice! That was a great performance you gave at my inauguration!
Cellphone sa misa
PARI (sermon):
Mga kapatid,
kasalanan natin
ang nagsecelfon
habang me misa.
We must not
disturb others
in prayer.
(nagring cp ni Fr.)
Teka, me message si Lord.
