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My favorite politician

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 04:21:06 +0000

Dear God, so far this year you’ve taken my favorite singer Michael Jackson, my favorite actor Patrick Swayze my favorite actress Farah Fawcett. Just 2 let you know… My favorite politician is Ate Gloria po.

SONA at fairy tale

Mon, 27 Jul 2009 15:11:19 +0000

Ano ang kaibahan ng FAIRY TALE sa STATE OF THE NATION ADDRESS?

Ang Fairy Tale ay kwentong di totoo na may dwende. Ang SONA ay may dwende na nagkukuwento ng di totoo!

Boobs

Sat, 04 Jul 2009 13:59:11 +0000

Dati, ang boobs ni Putot ganito |_|_|
Kaya nung 1980’s nagpagawa siya ng ganito (*)(*)
Pero nung isang araw, pumutok! (x)(x)
Kaya pinaayos niya dahil hindi na pantay (o)(O)
Naayos na kaya ganito na siya ngayon (oYo)

(From EllenTordesillas.com)

Egypt vs Philippines

Fri, 05 Jun 2009 13:35:44 +0000

Egypt only suffered 10 biblical plagues. We have 214: flu, floods, 211 congressmen and one president.

(From Twitterer @hotmanila)

Obama and Gloria

Mon, 09 Feb 2009 23:23:45 +0000

President Barack Obama finally calls up Malacañang:

OBAMA: May i speak with that small but great Filipina who is the pride of all Filipinos?

GMA: (kinilig) Yes? How are you, Mr President?

OBAMA: Congratulations, Charice! That was a great performance you gave at my inauguration!

Cellphone sa misa

Fri, 05 Sep 2008 03:26:09 +0000

PARI (sermon):
Mga kapatid,
kasalanan natin
ang nagsecelfon
habang me misa.
We must not
disturb others
in prayer.
(nagring cp ni Fr.)
Teka, me message si Lord.

Texting is a way of life

Fri, 01 Aug 2008 01:42:28 +0000

Latest Gloria joke: “Texting is a way of life. I asked the telecoms to cut the cost of messages between networks. They responded. It is now down to 50 centavos.”

Special prayer 4 GMA

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:52:51 +0000

SPECIAL PRAYER 4 GMA : ABA Naman GLORIA Puno Ka Na ng GRASYA! Ang YAMAN ng BANSA Ay SUMAIYO Na. Sa HUSAY ni GARCI Naging PEKENG PANGULO Ka! Bukod Kang MANDARAYA sa Babaeng Lahat. PINAGPALA Ring MANGKURAKOT, ASAWA MO’t ANAK. Kaya WALA Ng NATIRA sa AMEN. Pls, pass for our country. .

GMA n her famLy riding an airplane

Wed, 14 May 2008 11:51:00 +0000

GMA n her famLy riding an airplane.

GMA: wat f i throw 1chek worth a 1M pesos out of d window 2 make at least 1fiLpino hapi?

FG: honey, why nt throw 2cheks worth half a milion pesos 2 make 2 fLipnos hapi?

Luli: mom,why nt throw 4cheks wrth quarter of a milion 2 mke 4 fLpnos hapi?

Fnaly her grndaughter spoke: grandma, why not simply THROW URSELF out of d wndow 2 mke ALL flipinos hapi?:-)

Bakit wheelchair

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 00:48:02 +0000

GMA Nahulog sa tulay, nailigtas ni Jr.

GMA: Salamat at nailigtas mo ako. Humiling ka kahit ano, ibibigay ko syo.

Jr: Gusto ko po ng electric wheelchair w/ mp3 & playstation.

GMA: Bkt yn ang hiningi mo eh di ka mnman lumpo?

Jr: Tiyak ho pag nalaman ng itay ko na iniligtas ko kyo, lulumpuhin nya ko! :p