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GMA n her famLy riding an airplane

GMA n her famLy riding an airplane.

GMA: wat f i throw 1chek worth a 1M pesos out of d window 2 make at least 1fiLpino hapi?

FG: honey, why nt throw 2cheks worth half a milion pesos 2 make 2 fLipnos hapi?

Luli: mom,why nt throw 4cheks wrth quarter of a milion 2 mke 4 fLpnos hapi?

Fnaly her grndaughter spoke: grandma, why not simply THROW URSELF out of d wndow 2 mke ALL flipinos hapi?:-)

Bakit wheelchair

GMA Nahulog sa tulay, nailigtas ni Jr.

GMA: Salamat at nailigtas mo ako. Humiling ka kahit ano, ibibigay ko syo.

Jr: Gusto ko po ng electric wheelchair w/ mp3 & playstation.

GMA: Bkt yn ang hiningi mo eh di ka mnman lumpo?

Jr: Tiyak ho pag nalaman ng itay ko na iniligtas ko kyo, lulumpuhin nya ko! :p

Frog in the Palace

A frog went inside Malacanang Palace. It deeply disturbed GMA bcoz when d frog croaked, it said…

“Korap! Korap! Korap!”

Why would the rebels waste money, bullets and effort to kill GMA. Its another sign of idiocy by Palace publicists because GMA is already politically and morally dead. We folks just need to finish her off by driving her away and sending her to jail like the dreaded Akyat Bahay Gang…

-Inday’s reaction to a Malacanang report that the NPA is plotting to kill GMA

World’s Organized Crime Groups

World’s Organized Crime Groups:
USA – MAFIA

Japan – YAKUZA

Italy – Cosa Nostra

China – TRIAD

Taiwan – 14k

Philippines -1st Family

Matangkad

Nakita ko si GMA. Matangkad naman pala si madam president.

-Mahal

Huwag magtago sa saya

Huwag magtago sa saya
Neri, maging totoo ka.
Kakampi ba kay Lozada
O magsusuot ng Prada?

-Frank Rivera

After 7 days

Let us all pray that GMA be vindicated & remain as our president.

Pls pass this to 7 of your friends & notice that after 7 days…

You’ve lost 7 friends.

Cow story

COW STORY:

USA has COWboy.
England has madCOW.
Russia has MosCOW &
d Philippines tops dem all…

It has Malacanang First Family
of magnanaCOW na matataCOW!