our daily txt » Green jokes http://ourdailytxt.com Text messages, jokes, and quotes for Pinoy texters Tue, 09 Feb 2010 14:12:48 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Paano kainin? http://ourdailytxt.com/green-jokes/paano-kainin/ http://ourdailytxt.com/green-jokes/paano-kainin/#comments Sat, 09 Jan 2010 21:15:01 +0000 e http://ourdailytxt.com/?p=1467 SILIPIN ang GITNA

AMOYIN ang HIWA

IBUKA ang HIWA

DILAAN ang GITNA

PAGLABAS ng PUTI

DILAAN mong muli!

Ganyan ang pagkain ng OREO COOKIES
sarap dba?

]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/green-jokes/paano-kainin/feed/ 0 Ginagamit http://ourdailytxt.com/green-jokes/ginagamit/ http://ourdailytxt.com/green-jokes/ginagamit/#comments Sat, 11 Oct 2008 08:11:41 +0000 e http://ourdailytxt.com/?p=1200 sa isang camp ng mga sundalo,nkita ng kpitan n me kbyo s loob. tinan0ng nya ang mga sundalo qng bkit me kbyo dun.

kapitan:bkit me kbyo d2?

sundalo: kc po pg nkakaramdam po kmi n gus2 namin mkipg sex gnagamit namin sya.

kap:ah ok isang gv naramdaman ng kpitan ng gus2 nya mkipgsex kaya kinuha nya ang kbyo at dinala s tent nya at dun dinali. nkita xa ng mga sundalo at pingtawanan.

kap:bt kau 2matawa d b gnagawa nu rin 2.

sundalo: oo nga po gnagamit namin cla papunta s byan at dun kmi kumukuha ng ba2e.

kap: mga hayop! masyang mowning hehe

]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/green-jokes/ginagamit/feed/ 0 2 girls ng aply ng work http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/wait-till-it-rains-2/ http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/wait-till-it-rains-2/#comments Mon, 29 Sep 2008 10:53:30 +0000 e http://ourdailytxt.com/?p=1072 2 girls ng aply ng work.1 mtalino, 1 bo2
MATALINO: buti kpa natanggap. Ano ba ang gnawa mo?
BOBO:wala. Nung ngfil up me ng form, nilagay ko sa
Sex: SURE.

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Kasi pag may hubad
TAYO ngTAYO
Pag excited
TIGAS ngTIGAS
Pag natapos
TULO ngTULO
o ikaw,
TT rin…
TAWA ngTAWA!

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kispirin at yakapsul

ngaun dna daw uso un!

Ano n uso?

BiogeSEX! ‹ kaht wlang laman ang tyan.safe. Cge ingat!.. Hehe..

]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/green-jokes/biogesex/feed/ 0 Tahimik lang, pero http://ourdailytxt.com/green-jokes/tahimik-lang-pero/ http://ourdailytxt.com/green-jokes/tahimik-lang-pero/#comments Sun, 17 Aug 2008 02:57:35 +0000 e http://ourdailytxt.com/?p=982 my ta0ng
thmik Lng
pRo mrmng
gs2ng sbhn
mron dn
sobrng guLo
pRo d nMn
mkaamin
ung iba
pcmpLe p
pRo mhL
knA pLa..
pRang
ikaw:
mkulet Lng,
pRo malib0g pala!?haha

]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/green-jokes/tahimik-lang-pero/feed/ 0 Kuku Crunch http://ourdailytxt.com/green-jokes/kuku-crunch/ http://ourdailytxt.com/green-jokes/kuku-crunch/#comments Sun, 10 Aug 2008 16:30:18 +0000 e http://ourdailytxt.com/?p=962 A fat farmer ws n d CR tryng 2 fLush his ‘uu’ wen sudNLy d t0iLet b0wL br0ke& burStd, d ‘uu’ fl0oded in2 d wheatfieLds den P00F! it bcame KUKU KRUNCH!!!

]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/green-jokes/kuku-crunch/feed/ 0 Bubukol ba? http://ourdailytxt.com/green-jokes/bubukol-ba/ http://ourdailytxt.com/green-jokes/bubukol-ba/#comments Sat, 09 Aug 2008 16:33:28 +0000 e http://ourdailytxt.com/?p=964 bù2kòl pò b àng utot s pntalon?

TITSER: n0! Dèfìnitély not! Rmémber cläss kht gn0 klåkäs ng ùtòt d yn

bù2köl STUDENT: Kainis! Taè tlga 2!!!

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amusar
bikul0m
de amunar
talaspaku
amunar
h0m ir
de pekre
al madukurar
h0m h0m
puran!

Binasa m0h??
0rasy0n yan
Pampa-itim ng PUWET..Hehehe!Gud pm!

]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/green-jokes/wasari-amusar/feed/ 0 Hindi lahat http://ourdailytxt.com/green-jokes/hindi-lahat/ http://ourdailytxt.com/green-jokes/hindi-lahat/#comments Sat, 03 May 2008 15:54:57 +0000 e http://www.ourdailytxt.com/?p=877 MGA KATOTOHANAN:
Hindi lahat ng kinakalabit ay gitara.
Hindi lahat ng binobomba ay poso.
Hindi lahat ng pinapasukan ay eskuwelahan.
Hindi lahat ng nilalabasan ay exit.
Hindi lahat ng isinusubo ay kanin.
Hindi lahat ng pinipisil ay pisngi
At hindi lahat ng pisngi nsa mukha
Hindi lahat ng tumatayo may paa
Pero lahat ng may ulo ay tumatayo.
Hindi lahat ng binibiyak ay prutas
Pero lahat ng mani ay binibiyak.
At LAHAT NG BERDE ANG ISIP NGINGITI!

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