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Kuku Crunch

A fat farmer ws n d CR tryng 2 fLush his ‘uu’ wen sudNLy d t0iLet b0wL br0ke& burStd, d ‘uu’ fl0oded in2 d wheatfieLds den P00F! it bcame KUKU KRUNCH!!!

Bubukol ba?

bù2kòl pò b àng utot s pntalon?

TITSER: n0! Dèfìnitély not! Rmémber cläss kht gn0 klåkäs ng ùtòt d yn

bù2köl STUDENT: Kainis! Taè tlga 2!!!

Wasari amusar

Wasari
amusar
bikul0m
de amunar
talaspaku
amunar
h0m ir
de pekre
al madukurar
h0m h0m
puran!

Binasa m0h??
0rasy0n yan
Pampa-itim ng PUWET..Hehehe!Gud pm!

Hindi lahat

MGA KATOTOHANAN:
Hindi lahat ng kinakalabit ay gitara.
Hindi lahat ng binobomba ay poso.
Hindi lahat ng pinapasukan ay eskuwelahan.
Hindi lahat ng nilalabasan ay exit.
Hindi lahat ng isinusubo ay kanin.
Hindi lahat ng pinipisil ay pisngi
At hindi lahat ng pisngi nsa mukha
Hindi lahat ng tumatayo may paa
Pero lahat ng may ulo ay tumatayo.
Hindi lahat ng binibiyak ay prutas
Pero lahat ng mani ay binibiyak.
At LAHAT NG BERDE ANG ISIP NGINGITI!

Love is sweeter…

Dey say: “Love is sweeter d 2nd tym around…”

Ang masasabi ko lang… “Love is sweetest kpag nakakaraming round!” :p

Baker ba ako?!

wife:hon,pki fix ilaw sa lbas. husband: helo!? electrician b ako? Wife:eh, gwin u nlang hagdan ntin. husband:helo!? karpentiro b ako? umalis c hsband, pg[Part 2 of 3]ge of either sex or bake ako ng cake. husband:so pinag-bake mo sya ng cake? wife:helo?!baker ba ako?!

Why r vegetarian women silent during sex?!

Why r vegetarian women silent during sex?!

ANSWER:
bcoz they r in shock that a piece of Meat can give them so mUch PLEASURE!!
Hahaha! ;-)

Sex tax

As proposed by GMA, sex will now be taxed..

Kung matutuloy ito, sayo pa
lang makakaahon na ang Pilipinas sa lahat ng utang!!

MABUHAY ka KABAYAN..!!! ;-p

Love can…

Love can move all mountains..
Love can clean dark gray clouds in d sky.
Love can give colors where there are none.
Love can remove all…

UNDERWEARS…