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Victor Ortega

Factoid: Victor Ortega (House chairman on constitutional amendments) helped Marcos set up dictatorship thru bogus 1972 Constitution.

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Job opening

Bka may klala ka male na ntrestd mgwork Krispy Kreme,recomnd mo.15thou strting pay w/ uni4m,shirts & tie.

Pro wlang brief,kc ang job tga-butas ng Donut! Hehe

Don’t be afraid to take risks

D0nt be afraid to take risKs, & experience pain 2 achieve ur Dreams.. Always rmember iF you want a rainbow, y0u musT First go Through the Rain..

Gud am!

Tamang pagbati

‘pNo b aNg
tMaNg pGbTi
s UMGA?

GUDM0RNiNG
LuMa nAh!

GUD AM
MaiKLi!

MGANDNG UMGA TgaLoG,bDuY!

pDe n kYa
pRa sAu

uNg..

“CaN U SmiLe 4Me DiS MoRniNg?”

Hot milk

(, Hot MILK!
),//
Cl”"”"”‘l Specially
t___J For YOU!
i Mixed it w/
1 tsp. of HUG
2 tsp. of KISS & 3 tsp. of LOVE masarap yan ako gumawa! GUD AM

When you’re committed….

Wn ur comited, its ok 2 go out, 2 hav fun w/ frnds.. 2 party ol nyt or 2 mit new acquaintncs.. Rmmbr coy0te ugly?

“Alwys luk available bt nvr b available…”

Vampire

1 nyt
i drMD
i wS
a vAmpYr
&
i wS
suPpSd
2 byt U
bT
i
cAn’t

nsteD

i
fAced
d
sUn
&
Let
mYsLf
diE
i diD
dt 4
a simpLe
tHinG
becouse

“2ropa tau eh”
mowning

May tinanong ako

May tinanong ako:

sbi ko

“tama bang isuko ko ang taong mahal ko dahil nalaman ko na hndi na niya ko mahal?”

sbi nya

“dat’s the best thing to do to sa[Part 2 of 2]
[Part 1 of 2]ve ur pride. But dat’s the most stupid thing if u want to save ur life.”

sbi ko naman

Yeeess english! Pacheese burger ka naman! Burger! Burger!

Lolang isinumpa

LOLA: Iho ako ay isinumpa.Isa akong prinsesa,ngunit kung ako’y iyong gghasain,ba2lik ako s mgnda kong anyo at 2luyng mpu2tol ang sumpa!
..mkraan ang ilngsglit..
LALAKI: Ayn,tpos n.Bkit d ka pa ngpplit ng anyo?
LOLA: Ilng taon k n iho?
LALAKI: 30 n ho.
LOLA: Yng tanda mong yn nni2wl k p s mga fairy tale?!Hala alis na’t ng mkpmbiktima ulit nbitin ako sau.

Nakakasawa na

mNsan pG saPit nG umaga, nKkswA nA uNg mGa bti na.. “maWning” “eAt uR br8kfst” oR “gUd am” pRa iBa nMan.. “gcng ka na?? Pcheese burger ka naman! Burger!



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