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Beggar

AMO: inday,my pulubi s g8,paalicn mu nga..
INDAY: ryt away!
INDAY to BEGGAR: hey u putrid-smeling beggar w/ d diverse ambiance of scnted junk dt assails evrybody’s n0strils & carbon free lungs,pls go away n0w!
BEGGAR: wat?!hu do u think u r?!u pthetc trying hard nanny!how cud u,a s0cial climbr & vry low grade mammal,underestim8 a high-class beggar lyk me?!d hell w/ u!
INDAY: nk2sakit kna ah!mam oh,ayaw umalis oh..hehe!

Inday caregiver

Isang araw, nagulat ang amo dahil bumalik ang naglayas na si Inday.

AMO: Inday! Bumalik ka rin! Bakit?

INDAY: I care about my job, Sir. I care about you! :-)

Ayaw bumula

Juan: Kainis na shampoo ‘to! Ayaw bumula!

Inday: Paano po bubula yan hndi nman basa buhok nyo?!

Juan: Haller! For dry hair toh! Dry hair!!! Nag-iisip ka ba Inday?

Inday na walang Ingles

Amo: Mula ngayn, wlang mgssalita ng ingles. Ang sinumang magpadugo ng utAk ko at sa mga anak ko,palalayasin sa pmmahay na’to! Klaro b?

Inday:Ang mga nmutawi sa inyong mga labi ay mtaman ko pong iiimbak sa sulok ng akng balintataw,sa kaibuturan ng akng puso, gugunamgunamin, aariing salik ng aba at payak kong kabatiran.Tatalikdn ang matayog at palalong bnyagang wka, mnapay kkalingain,bibgkasn at sakdal timyas na sasambitin ng aking sangkalooban.=)

Inday to Jennylyn Mercado

Its crtainly aceptble 2 mke mstakes & learn frm dem. just mke sure dat u do learn– word of advce ni Inday sa buntis na kumareng c Jennylyn Mercado

Tumawag si Pacquiao

(Pacquiao’s calling)

Inday: Gunaydin! (Good morning in Turkish)

Pacquiao: Hilow! Is Mr. Montinigru ober dir? I want to jas know ip can he be here to catch me in di ring por di fight? I can be winning. Im not to be in di lose.

Inday: ha? (nosebleed)

-na knockout sa Inglis ni Manny! Sa wakas natalo rin si Inday. (Blog ni Inday)

Inday Belo

Amo 1: Inday ano gamit mo sa katawan? Ang kinis mo kasi eh.
Amo 2: Siguro gumagamit ka ng papaya…
Ama 1: Baka naman kalamansi?
Inday: NO! …. ONLY BELO TOUCHES MY SKIN, WHO TOUCHES YOURS?
Amo 1 and 2: LUPET MO INDAY!!!

— mula sa blog ni Inday

Inday, binasted si Dodong

See to it that professionalism is always upheld in the workplace. Although its due to our own personal issues and biases, One must see to it that relationships among co-workers do not cross the border of being too close for comfort. Doing so will greatly cloud objectivity and fair judgment. In general, workplace love affair though possible, is not very advisable.

– Sabi ni Inday nang bastidin ang manliligaw na hardinerong si Dodong.

Inday on basura

Amo: Inday, bakit nag kalat ang basura sa likod ng bahay?!

Inday: A change in the weather patterns might have occured wrecking havoc to the surroundings. The way the debris are scattered indicates that the gust of wind was going northeast causing damage to the path it was heading for.

Amo: (nosebleed)

— from blog ni inday


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