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Holding hands with Jesus

One day, Jesus and a man were crossing a narrow bridge. The man held Jesus’ hand.

Jesus said, “No, I’ll hold your hand.”

The man asked, “What’s the difference?”

Jesus says, “If you hold my hand, you might let go. But if I hold your hand, I’ll never let you go.”

Good am!

Sana China ka na lang

Sana China ka na lang…

… para angkinin mo na rin ako!

Mug shot

Socially-relevant Boy pick-up lines:

Boy: Wala ka pang mug shot?!
Girl: Baket?
Boy: Kaseh, matagal ka nang nakakulong sa puso koh!

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How many persons will…

How many persons will it take to prevent CGMA from leaving the Philippines to seek treatment abroad? Ano pa eh De Lima? :p

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The secret is out

The secret is out: during a recent surgery for a pinched nerve on GMA’s spine, the doctors at St. Luke’s Medical Center fished out of her back stolen election returns from the May 2004 presidential elections.

Kris Aquino at ang Azkals

Similarity ni Kris Aquino at ng Azkals: ang Azkals, may James and Phil Younghusband. Si Kris, may James and Phil Ex-Husbands.

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Kiefer Ravena

Don’t ask me where Kiefer Ravena is. I’m not my brother’s kiefer! :p

– ederic on Twitter

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