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Gloria’s cha-cha

“Habang garapalang pinipilit ng administrasyong Arroyo at ng kanyang
mga kaalyado sa Kongreso ang pakanang ConAss, lalo nitong sinisindihan ang galit ng mamamayan. The Filipino people will never dance to
Gloria’s chacha.”

– Gabriela Rep. Liza Maza

Pag pinasayaw ka ng Chacha…

Pag pinasayaw ka ng Chacha, dapat ang isagot mo, “I’ll never gonna dance again.” Hehe.

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Egypt vs Philippines

Egypt only suffered 10 biblical plagues. We have 214: flu, floods, 211 congressmen and one president.

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Conass-wang

Wag kang matakot sa multo, matakot ka sa CONASS-WANG!

(From Twitterer @jrcarrabe)

How many congressmen…

How many congressmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? None — they’re too busy screwing the country.

(From Twitterer @hotmanila)

Pangarap ni Hayden Kho

Hayden Kho, gusto palang maging direktor, hindi doktor. hehehehe…

(From Twitter user jrcarrabe)

Hayden camera

Joke: Bakit di alam ng mga babae na vinivideo pala sila?

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Ramdam ang asenso

Noon
mhrap
lng
kmi
kontento
na
kmi
sa
tigiisang
tuyo
perO
ngaun
mayaman
na
kmi . . .

tigddalawa na!
May kmatis pa!

Ramdam namin ang asenso. Hehehe

Remembrance

“Remembrance is indeed the only antidote to the return of authoritarian rule. But what once made it possible – and, from the standpoint of Marcos and company, necessary — is still with us and makes it reprise, though not necessarily in the same form, a constant peril.”

Luis V. Teodoro

Joma on Ka Bel

Ka Bel will always live in our hearts and minds. His legacy of fighting for national and social liberation will always inspire the people in the current and further generations. — Jose Maria Sison



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