our daily txt » News & Issues http://ourdailytxt.com Text messages, jokes, and quotes for Pinoy texters Tue, 09 Feb 2010 14:12:48 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Bro. Eli Soriano and Manny Villar http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/bro-eli-soriano-and-manny-villar/ http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/bro-eli-soriano-and-manny-villar/#comments Sun, 07 Feb 2010 17:56:28 +0000 e http://ourdailytxt.com/?p=1495 Bakit daw di kasundo ni Br. Eli Soriano si Manny Villar? Kasi tinalikuran ni Manny ang dating daan!

- Jim Paredes on Twitter

]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/bro-eli-soriano-and-manny-villar/feed/ 1 Jason Ivler and Manny Villar http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/jason-ivler-and-manny-villar/ http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/jason-ivler-and-manny-villar/#comments Sat, 06 Feb 2010 17:55:41 +0000 e http://ourdailytxt.com/?p=1493 Ano ang similarity ni Jason Ivler at ni Manny Villar? Pareho silang may ‘road rage’.

- Jim Paredes on Twitter

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]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/2010-boys/feed/ 0 Christmas wishes http://ourdailytxt.com/issues/christmas-wishes/ http://ourdailytxt.com/issues/christmas-wishes/#comments Thu, 24 Dec 2009 04:50:17 +0000 e http://ourdailytxt.com/?p=1411 “The world is full of obstacles and problems that come your way. Learn to bury them and they will stay away.”

Xmas wishes from the Ampatuans

– scribblerjack on Twitter

]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/issues/christmas-wishes/feed/ 0 Bagyong Pepeng & Victor Basa http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/bagyong-pepeng-victor-basa/ http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/bagyong-pepeng-victor-basa/#comments Sat, 03 Oct 2009 14:36:30 +0000 e http://ourdailytxt.com/?p=1375 Sa pinakahuling showbiz balita: Bagyong Pepeng, kamag-anak daw ni Victor Basa?!

]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/bagyong-pepeng-victor-basa/feed/ 0 Noynoy’s decision http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/noynoys-decision/ http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/noynoys-decision/#comments Sun, 06 Sep 2009 16:05:00 +0000 e http://ourdailytxt.com/?p=1361 FLASH REPORT: After 1 day retreat sa Carmelite sisters, Noynoy has discerned. He has decided to be a nun! ha ha

]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/noynoys-decision/feed/ 1 Noynoy at Mar http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/noynoy-at-mar/ http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/noynoy-at-mar/#comments Wed, 02 Sep 2009 13:02:52 +0000 e http://ourdailytxt.com/?p=1356 Noynoy: Mar, itabi mo… ako na ang tatakbo.

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g2m ako,g2m kyo
g2m ty0ng lht!
HUNGARY!

ola viola
kserola tnola srangola arinola ni lola! VENEZUELA!

boom! kabum! kablam AFGHANISTAN!

malay mo,malay nya, malay nting lht!
MALAYSIA!

baha dun, baha d2, baha sa buong mundo
BAHAMAS!

d s akn, d syo, knino sya?
KENYA!

1way, 2way, there’s no odr way!
NORWAY!

sing k n,sing k p,ilabas ang magic sing!
SINGAPORE!

mula s lupaing kulang s bigas,sandamakmak n mandurugas!
PILIPINAS!

]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/ms-universe-intro/feed/ 0 May araw din kayo http://ourdailytxt.com/quotable-quotes/may-araw-din-kayo/ http://ourdailytxt.com/quotable-quotes/may-araw-din-kayo/#comments Mon, 17 Aug 2009 14:10:33 +0000 e http://ourdailytxt.com/?p=1343 Kailan pa naging pribilehiyo ng isang opisyal ang di managot sa taumbayan? Kailan pa naging pribilehiyo ng isang opisyal ang magnakaw? – C. De Quiros

]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/quotable-quotes/may-araw-din-kayo/feed/ 0 Pres. Cory on Con-ass http://ourdailytxt.com/quotable-quotes/pres-cory-on-con-ass/ http://ourdailytxt.com/quotable-quotes/pres-cory-on-con-ass/#comments Wed, 05 Aug 2009 18:33:07 +0000 e http://ourdailytxt.com/?p=1339 Nasa inyo po ang tunay na kapangyarihan sa ating demokrasya. Huwag n’yo pong payagang manumbalik ang mga pamamaraan ng mga diktador. Tutulan po natin ang Con-Ass! At ipagdasal po natin ang ating Inang Bayan. – Pres. Cory Aquino, June 10, 2009

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