our daily txt » News & Issues http://ourdailytxt.com Text messages, jokes, and quotes for Pinoy texters Sat, 21 Aug 2010 04:18:39 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Kris at SONA http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/kris-at-sona/ http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/kris-at-sona/#comments Tue, 27 Jul 2010 13:43:46 +0000 e http://ourdailytxt.com/?p=1630 Breaking news: Kris Aquino set to arrive at the Batasan midway through SONA. Ayaw magpatalo. Siya kasi ang star ano ba kayo! Joke lang

– @iammiguelito on Twitter

]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/kris-at-sona/feed/ 0 Pananagutin natin… http://ourdailytxt.com/quotable-quotes/pananagutin-natin/ http://ourdailytxt.com/quotable-quotes/pananagutin-natin/#comments Mon, 26 Jul 2010 13:05:31 +0000 e http://ourdailytxt.com/?p=1627 Pananagutin natin ang mga mamamatay-tao. Pananagutin din natin ang mga corrupt sa gobyerno.

– Pres. Noynoy Aquino sa kanyang unang state of the nation address (SONA)

]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/quotable-quotes/pananagutin-natin/feed/ 0 Filipinos on death of Polish president http://ourdailytxt.com/issues/filipinos-on-death-of-polish-president/ http://ourdailytxt.com/issues/filipinos-on-death-of-polish-president/#comments Sun, 11 Apr 2010 09:54:24 +0000 e http://ourdailytxt.com/?p=1504 The president of Poland dies in a plane crash. The Polish people express grief; Europeans express shock. Filipinos express envy.

- Professional Heckler on Twitter

]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/issues/filipinos-on-death-of-polish-president/feed/ 0 Bro. Eli Soriano and Manny Villar http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/bro-eli-soriano-and-manny-villar/ http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/bro-eli-soriano-and-manny-villar/#comments Sun, 07 Feb 2010 17:56:28 +0000 e http://ourdailytxt.com/?p=1495 Bakit daw di kasundo ni Br. Eli Soriano si Manny Villar? Kasi tinalikuran ni Manny ang dating daan!

- Jim Paredes on Twitter

]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/bro-eli-soriano-and-manny-villar/feed/ 2 Jason Ivler and Manny Villar http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/jason-ivler-and-manny-villar/ http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/jason-ivler-and-manny-villar/#comments Sat, 06 Feb 2010 17:55:41 +0000 e http://ourdailytxt.com/?p=1493 Ano ang similarity ni Jason Ivler at ni Manny Villar? Pareho silang may ‘road rage’.

- Jim Paredes on Twitter

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]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/2010-boys/feed/ 0 Christmas wishes http://ourdailytxt.com/issues/christmas-wishes/ http://ourdailytxt.com/issues/christmas-wishes/#comments Thu, 24 Dec 2009 04:50:17 +0000 e http://ourdailytxt.com/?p=1411 “The world is full of obstacles and problems that come your way. Learn to bury them and they will stay away.”

Xmas wishes from the Ampatuans

– scribblerjack on Twitter

]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/issues/christmas-wishes/feed/ 0 Bagyong Pepeng & Victor Basa http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/bagyong-pepeng-victor-basa/ http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/bagyong-pepeng-victor-basa/#comments Sat, 03 Oct 2009 14:36:30 +0000 e http://ourdailytxt.com/?p=1375 Sa pinakahuling showbiz balita: Bagyong Pepeng, kamag-anak daw ni Victor Basa?!

]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/bagyong-pepeng-victor-basa/feed/ 0 Noynoy’s decision http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/noynoys-decision/ http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/noynoys-decision/#comments Sun, 06 Sep 2009 16:05:00 +0000 e http://ourdailytxt.com/?p=1361 FLASH REPORT: After 1 day retreat sa Carmelite sisters, Noynoy has discerned. He has decided to be a nun! ha ha

]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/noynoys-decision/feed/ 1 Noynoy at Mar http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/noynoy-at-mar/ http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/noynoy-at-mar/#comments Wed, 02 Sep 2009 13:02:52 +0000 e http://ourdailytxt.com/?p=1356 Noynoy: Mar, itabi mo… ako na ang tatakbo.

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