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Mai Mislang’s package for Vietnamese PM

Breaking News: Suspicious package found at doorstep of Vietnamese PM’s home. Turned out to be wine from Mai Mislang with a note “Sowee…”

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Kris at SONA

Breaking news: Kris Aquino set to arrive at the Batasan midway through SONA. Ayaw magpatalo. Siya kasi ang star ano ba kayo! Joke lang

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Pananagutin natin…

Pananagutin natin ang mga mamamatay-tao. Pananagutin din natin ang mga corrupt sa gobyerno.

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Filipinos on death of Polish president

The president of Poland dies in a plane crash. The Polish people express grief; Europeans express shock. Filipinos express envy.

Professional Heckler on Twitter

Bro. Eli Soriano and Manny Villar

Bakit daw di kasundo ni Br. Eli Soriano si Manny Villar? Kasi tinalikuran ni Manny ang dating daan!

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Jason Ivler and Manny Villar

Ano ang similarity ni Jason Ivler at ni Manny Villar? Pareho silang may ‘road rage’.

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2010 boys

Villar is Tondo Boy. Gibo is loverboy. Noynoy is Mama’s boy. Erap is kanto boy. Gordon is Amboy. Eddie V is altar boy, and Jamby is If I were a boy.

Christmas wishes

“The world is full of obstacles and problems that come your way. Learn to bury them and they will stay away.”

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Bagyong Pepeng & Victor Basa

Sa pinakahuling showbiz balita: Bagyong Pepeng, kamag-anak daw ni Victor Basa?!