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Christopher Lao at Pedring

Red Alert: Christopher Lao spotted. Attempting to cross the Marikina River. MMDA: You are authorized to use force if necessary to stop him.

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Miss World Philippines

GMA BREAKING NEWS: The Miss World Philippines aired last night was just a rehearsal. The real coronation is next week! :p

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Binaril

Bakit binaril ng TANGA ang first love niya?

Eh, kasi gusto niyang subukan kung totoo talaga ang “First Love never dies.”

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Wow, ulam!

Pedro: Anong ulam ninyo?
Juan: Blanched green leafy veggie with crushed sweet tomato in sparkling salted sea food.
Pedro: Wow! Ang sarap naman nun. Ano yun?
Juan: Talbos ng kamote at bagoong na may pinisang kamatis. Kayo, anong ulam ninyo?
Pedro: Fish fillet de el nenyo.
Juan: Wow sosyal! Ano ‘yun?
Pedro: Tuyo!

Amanda Coling

kaano-ano ba ni edward coling ‘tong si amanda coling? pinsan? pamangkin? grabe ah, bampira na nga sya na-rape pa rin sya ng mga asong kalye

– @xpunk360 on Twitter

Kris Aquino at ang Azkals

Similarity ni Kris Aquino at ng Azkals: ang Azkals, may James and Phil Younghusband. Si Kris, may James and Phil Ex-Husbands.

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Varekai

Magbabakasyon daw yung performers ng Varekai pakatapos, eh. Pupunta daw sila sa…Vorakai. – (name withheld to protect the corny)

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