Christopher Lao at Pedring
Red Alert: Christopher Lao spotted. Attempting to cross the Marikina River. MMDA: You are authorized to use force if necessary to stop him.
Archive for the ‘Jokes’
Miss World Philippines
GMA BREAKING NEWS: The Miss World Philippines aired last night was just a rehearsal. The real coronation is next week! :p
Binaril
Bakit binaril ng TANGA ang first love niya?
Eh, kasi gusto niyang subukan kung totoo talaga ang “First Love never dies.”
Wow, ulam!
Pedro: Anong ulam ninyo?
Juan: Blanched green leafy veggie with crushed sweet tomato in sparkling salted sea food.
Pedro: Wow! Ang sarap naman nun. Ano yun?
Juan: Talbos ng kamote at bagoong na may pinisang kamatis. Kayo, anong ulam ninyo?
Pedro: Fish fillet de el nenyo.
Juan: Wow sosyal! Ano ‘yun?
Pedro: Tuyo!
Amanda Coling
kaano-ano ba ni edward coling ‘tong si amanda coling? pinsan? pamangkin? grabe ah, bampira na nga sya na-rape pa rin sya ng mga asong kalye
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Kris Aquino at ang Azkals
Similarity ni Kris Aquino at ng Azkals: ang Azkals, may James and Phil Younghusband. Si Kris, may James and Phil Ex-Husbands.
