Archive for the ‘Jokes’ Category

Kambal

Friday, October 31st, 2008

DOC: KambaL anak m0. Sister mo ang ngbgay ng names.

GIRL: E tanga un, ano pinangaLan?

DOC: Sa girL, Denice..

GIRL: Aba, ok un. E sa boy?

DOC: Denephew..Ö

Pautang

Thursday, October 9th, 2008

PARE1: pre,pautang muna ng 5kg bgas & 3 sardnas byran q agd pgdating ni mrs gling US

PARE2: cge e2, kLan b uwi ni mare?

P1: ngaapply plang! pro mlaki dw pgasa!

Palit

Tuesday, October 7th, 2008

MAN 1:pare gsto kong mgpalit ng pngalan,ang pngit eh!
MAN 2:bkit ano bng pngalan m0?
MAN 1:Ricardo Putingtae
MAN 2:ano bng gusto mng ipalit?
MAN 1:Ricky Putingtae

Exam

Sunday, October 5th, 2008

TANGA: Kumusta exam?

BOBO: Masama, wla ako nsgutn! Blank paper lng pnasa ko!

TANGA: Nku ako din! Pano yan?

Bka isipin nla ngkopyahan tayo!

Sa kumpisalan

Friday, October 3rd, 2008

KILER:Pader, mangungmpisal sna ako.
FR:Ano ba an ksalanan mo anak?
KILER:Nkapatay akö ng 23 tao
FR:Bkit?
KILER:Kc naniniwla cla sa dyos,kw pader naniniwala kba sa dyos?
FR:ha? Nung una…pero ngaun trip-trip na lng!

Sad story

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

SAD ST0RY: Dey wer besfrnds sinz kids. Diane kept scret of her luv 4 enzo. Yrs pasd, dey separ8d ways & stopd comunc8ng but she was stil hoping dat he wud cum bak. Aftr 2yrs her pryers wer answrd, she recievd a msg:”Diane, I hav a surprise, Im comng bak. Luv & kises, Enzo.” She w8d at d airport but he didnt arive. Den a sexy lady sed: “Hi, Im Lyn, frnd of Enzo, I hav bad news.” Tears fel from Diane’s eyes! Den d lady smyld, Gaga! Its me, ENZO! b0ngGa db?

Himala?

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

Sakristan: father,me nagdasal knina sa altar na pilay,pgkatap0s tnap0n ang saklay at naglakad!
Father:isang himala! Asan na xa?
S:ay0n,nkadapa, basag ang mukha!