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Kris at SONA

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 13:43:46 +0000

Breaking news: Kris Aquino set to arrive at the Batasan midway through SONA. Ayaw magpatalo. Siya kasi ang star ano ba kayo! Joke lang

– @iammiguelito on Twitter

Bra

Sun, 25 Jul 2010 11:17:32 +0000

Anak: Dad im fifteen na, pwde nb ko mg-bra?
Dad: Di pwede!
Anak: But Dad, all my frends wear bra na..
Dad: Tigilan mo ko RENATO! Bk pisain q itlog mo!

Bata at ina, nag-uusap

chuvachuchu — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 04:55:49 +0000

NANAY: Anak, hindi ka ba nahihiya? Linis ako nang linis dito, laro ka lang nang laro dyan!

ANAK: Nay, hindi ba mas nakakahiya kung ako ang naglilinis dyan at ikaw ang naglalaro dito?

Habang nasa pool…

chuvachuchu — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 21:06:57 +0000

GIRL1:(pababa ng pool)
GIRL2:uii, cgurado aq lulutang ka
GIRL1:bakit naman kasi mataba aq?
GIRL2:hindi kasi plastic ka

Marlboro

Wed, 14 Jul 2010 12:40:53 +0000

M an
A lways
R emember
L ove
B ecause
O f
R omance
O nly…Why?

coz..

L ove
I s
G ateway
H eading
T oward
S ex..!

kaya pLa mabenta marLboro Lghts! wehehe…

Bro. Eli Soriano and Manny Villar

Sun, 07 Feb 2010 17:56:28 +0000

Bakit daw di kasundo ni Br. Eli Soriano si Manny Villar? Kasi tinalikuran ni Manny ang dating daan!

- Jim Paredes on Twitter

Jason Ivler and Manny Villar

Sat, 06 Feb 2010 17:55:41 +0000

Ano ang similarity ni Jason Ivler at ni Manny Villar? Pareho silang may ‘road rage’.

- Jim Paredes on Twitter

2010 boys

Thu, 04 Feb 2010 06:05:37 +0000

Villar is Tondo Boy. Gibo is loverboy. Noynoy is Mama’s boy. Erap is kanto boy. Gordon is Amboy. Eddie V is altar boy, and Jamby is If I were a boy.

Salamat sa maigsing pinagsamahan…

Mon, 18 Jan 2010 04:23:47 +0000

Salamat sa maigsing pinagsamahan pero alam kong mas masaya ang nauna.

Nagmamahal, Magpasikat.

(from Chris A.’s Plurk)

Pari at madre

Mon, 11 Jan 2010 16:55:21 +0000

PARI:halika s sulok
mADRE:bkt po?
PARI: sara mu pinto
madre: ‘wag po!
Pari: patayin mu ilaw!
Madre: diyos ko po!

Pari: tamo rosary ko…glow in d dark

haha