Archive for the ‘Jokes’ Category

Sino ang anak?

Saturday, July 26th, 2008

NNAY: Lkas mo kmain pro d k mau2san. Ang kpal mo!

ANAK: kpg ung bb0y ntn mlkas kmain, n22wa k. Cnu b tlg anak mo, aq o ung bb0y? Umaus k nay, d k nkk2wa!

Labas tau

Saturday, July 5th, 2008

Pg my tym k nxt wk,psyal tyo!Kw bhla kng san mo gus2,akng bhla s gas2s
Bsta lbas tau..

Tinda taung
KALDERO,
PLANGGANA,
TIMBA,
WALIS
kaw bit2, aq si2gaw.:-)

Zodiac sign

Friday, July 4th, 2008

Magsyotang
nag-uusap
sa
tabing dagat

GIRL:
hon ano
zodiac sign mo?

BOY: (nag-isip sya. dahil bobo,
di nya alam) sa u muna hon.

GIRL: zodiac sign ko cancer

BOY: sa kin, goiter.

In d US…

Sunday, June 15th, 2008

In the US, they have Bill Clinton, Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, Steevie Wonder, Condoleeza Rice.

Sa Pinas, we have no bills, no cash, no hop, no wonder… and NO RICE!

Pa-load

Friday, June 13th, 2008

gwapo ngtxt: luv, p load nman P100.
bakla: ok! (ngmmadaling nghanap ng loading area)
bakla: nareciv mo n luv?
gwapo: HU U???

Globe pala

Wednesday, June 11th, 2008

Kanina, nagpa-load ako. Sabi ko “Ate, pa-load po.”

Biglang sumigaw yung tindera: Si Ederic, naka-Smart Buddy naaaaa!”

Sabi ko: “Ate, Globe po ako. Relax! :p

Naka-Smart Buddy na!

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008

Kanina, nagpa-load ako. Sabi ko “Ate, pa-load po.”

Biglang sumigaw yung tindera: Si Ederic, naka-Smart Buddy naaaaa!” :p