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A guy and a girl

a guy & a girl…

can be just friends, but at one point

or another 1 of them will fall for the

other, maybe temporarily, maybe

at the wrong time, maybe too late

or maybe just maybe forever…

Sm1 hu cud…

Dont find

sm1 hu cud

simpLY sing

ur mUsic

or sm1

hu cud

pAint coLors

in ur LYf..

But find

sm1 hu

cAnt daNce

but is

wiLLing

2 dancE

w/ U

evEn w/o

d mUsic..c”,)

Sino ang pipiliin?

Wlng
pnpli
ang
pg-ibg
kht
mhrap
kp o
myman

pro
pano
kng
mnhl
k ng
1mhrap
at1myman

cno
ppliin m?

d1
hu has
evrytng
or d1
hu has notng
bt wilng
2 giv evrytng?

Pinakamasakit

mskit
pla
pg
wla na,
skt
pla
pg mroN
xng ibA,
skt
pla
pg hndi
sya syo,

pRo lam
mO kung anO
pnk-mskit?

ung..
hnd k nMn pla nya
mhal pRo..

sweEt siya syo.. :’c

A sad story

A SAD STORY:

Der was a guy hu
was tired of reading
his gf’s msgs.
Dey r alwys
I love u
I miss u
or hav u eat ur meals?
1nyt while lyin in bed
he rcvd a txt msg frm her.
He ddn’t read it
nsted he went 2 sLip.
In d m0rning,
he was w0ke by a c0L
frm his gf’s m0m.
She was cryin
whiLe teLin’ him dat
his gf was
raped and kiLLED
dat nyt she txtd him.
He remembered d
msg and he read it…

“h0ney plz cum hir & help me sam1 is f0Llowin me”…

Tru

love

d0es

n0t c0me

by

fnding

d prfect

prs0n

but

by

learning

2 c

an

imprfect

prs0n

prfectly..

l0ve

d heart

dat

hurts u

but

nver hurt

d heart

dat..

l0ves u…

Gud morning..

I can be ur vitamins

I can be ur..

Amphetamine:

2 tel u ‘wag kang susuko.’

Benzodiazepine:

2 tel u ‘wag kang mag-alala.’

Antipsychotic:

2 tel u ‘wag kang sira.’

TCA/MAOI/SSRI:

2 tel u ‘wag ka nang mlngkot.’

Lithium Carbon8:

2 tel u ‘hinay hinay lang.’

Anticonvulsant:

2 tel u ‘relax ka lang.’

Antibiotic:

2 tel u ‘ipaglalaban kta.’

Analgesic:

2 tel u ‘ok lng yan im hr 2 rliev d pain.’

Multivitamins:

2 tel u ‘ingat ka palagi.’


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