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Pangalan ng anak ni Pacman

Jinky: Manny, kung magkakaanak ulet tau anu magandang name?

Manny: Hmm. Eh di combine na lang name natin…

“MANKY” Harhar.

Pacquiao’s sweets

Pacquiao: honey, buksan mo na yung sweets.
Jinky : lambing mo talaga. mwah !! nasan ang sweets honey?
Pacquiao: yung sweets ng ilaw. di ako makakita… ang dilim!!

Manny Pacquiao vocabulary

INRITS YUR BOCABOLARY: by Manny Pacquiao

TACTICS – tunog ng orasan
PAYT – laban para sa Pinoy
TAYTOL – pamagat ng laban
JENGKEH – name ng dyowa nya?!
NO PEER – sponsor nya
MOTOR KID – pag-ikot nya sa Manila
CHECK IN – manok sa McDo
CORRUPT – pagsara ng mata
MURA LESS – nakalaban nya
WIT – timbang
WAWAWE – noontime show
DUET – gawin mo
L.A. – Leto Atsensya!
QUOTES – tawag nya kay Freddie Roach!

Tumawag si Pacquiao

(Pacquiao’s calling)

Inday: Gunaydin! (Good morning in Turkish)

Pacquiao: Hilow! Is Mr. Montinigru ober dir? I want to jas know ip can he be here to catch me in di ring por di fight? I can be winning. Im not to be in di lose.

Inday: ha? (nosebleed)

-na knockout sa Inglis ni Manny! Sa wakas natalo rin si Inday. (Blog ni Inday)

Manny Pacquiao won…

Manny Pacquiao won his bout with Jorge Solis. I love Pacquiao. I support Pacquiao. I will vote for Manny Pacquiao Pass this to 10 friends…

and nothing will happen.

I luv u Pacman!

I luv u pacman! 2lungan mu kmi sming prblemang pnansyal, penge balato!”

Send dis 2 90frends & n0thng wil hapen. Prmis epktib 2 na-try q n wla tlgng nanyari! Go!



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