Clarification
This message is to clear things out. There is no truth to the rumor that Dr. Hayden also has a sex video with Aling Dionisia. Pls pass…
Archive for the ‘Manny Pacquiao jokes and quotes’
Hindi lahat ng videos…
Hindi lahat ng videos, inilabas na ni Hayden. Yung sa amin, ayaw pa niyang ipakita…
Late
CHAVIT: MANNY, paki acknowledge naman c 1st Gentleman,late dumating,aun kadadaan lang tabi ng ringside.,
PACMAN: i wud like to acknowledge da ARRIVAL OF DA LATE 1st GENTLEMAN WHO JUST PASSED AWAY.
Pangalan ng anak ni Pacman
Jinky: Manny, kung magkakaanak ulet tau anu magandang name?
Manny: Hmm. Eh di combine na lang name natin…
“MANKY” Harhar.
Pacquiao’s sweets
Pacquiao: honey, buksan mo na yung sweets.
Jinky : lambing mo talaga. mwah !! nasan ang sweets honey?
Pacquiao: yung sweets ng ilaw. di ako makakita… ang dilim!!
Manny Pacquiao vocabulary
INRITS YUR BOCABOLARY: by Manny Pacquiao
TACTICS – tunog ng orasan
PAYT – laban para sa Pinoy
TAYTOL – pamagat ng laban
JENGKEH – name ng dyowa nya?!
NO PEER – sponsor nya
MOTOR KID – pag-ikot nya sa Manila
CHECK IN – manok sa McDo
CORRUPT – pagsara ng mata
MURA LESS – nakalaban nya
WIT – timbang
WAWAWE – noontime show
DUET – gawin mo
L.A. – Leto Atsensya!
QUOTES – tawag nya kay Freddie Roach!
Tumawag si Pacquiao
(Pacquiao’s calling)
Inday: Gunaydin! (Good morning in Turkish)
Pacquiao: Hilow! Is Mr. Montinigru ober dir? I want to jas know ip can he be here to catch me in di ring por di fight? I can be winning. Im not to be in di lose.
Inday: ha? (nosebleed)
-na knockout sa Inglis ni Manny! Sa wakas natalo rin si Inday. (Blog ni Inday)
