our daily txt http://ourdailytxt.com Text messages, jokes, and quotes for Pinoy texters Sun, 07 Feb 2010 17:56:28 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 Bro. Eli Soriano and Manny Villar http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/bro-eli-soriano-and-manny-villar/ http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/bro-eli-soriano-and-manny-villar/#comments Sun, 07 Feb 2010 17:56:28 +0000 e http://ourdailytxt.com/?p=1495 Bakit daw di kasundo ni Br. Eli Soriano si Manny Villar? kasi tinalikuran ni Manny Ang dating daan!

- Jim Paredes on Twitter

]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/bro-eli-soriano-and-manny-villar/feed/ 0 Jason Ivler and Manny Villar http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/jason-ivler-and-manny-villar/ http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/jason-ivler-and-manny-villar/#comments Sat, 06 Feb 2010 17:55:41 +0000 e http://ourdailytxt.com/?p=1493 Ano ang similarity ni Jason Ivler at ni Manny Villar? Pareho silang may ‘road rage’.

- Jim Paredes on Twitter

]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/jason-ivler-and-manny-villar/feed/ 0 2010 boys http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/2010-boys/ http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/2010-boys/#comments Thu, 04 Feb 2010 06:05:37 +0000 e http://ourdailytxt.com/?p=1491 Villar is Tondo Boy. Gibo is loverboy. Noynoy is Mama’s boy. Erap is kanto boy. Gordon is Amboy. Eddie V is altar boy, and Jamby is If I were a boy.

]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/2010-boys/feed/ 0 Salamat sa maigsing pinagsamahan… http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/salamat-sa-maigsing-pinagsamahan/ http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/salamat-sa-maigsing-pinagsamahan/#comments Mon, 18 Jan 2010 04:23:47 +0000 e http://ourdailytxt.com/?p=1489 Salamat sa maigsing pinagsamahan pero alam kong mas masaya ang nauna.

Nagmamahal, Magpasikat.

(from Chris A.’s Plurk)

]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/salamat-sa-maigsing-pinagsamahan/feed/ 0 Villar, Gibo & Noynoy http://ourdailytxt.com/election/villar-gibo-noynoy/ http://ourdailytxt.com/election/villar-gibo-noynoy/#comments Tue, 12 Jan 2010 21:11:40 +0000 e http://ourdailytxt.com/?p=1487 “Villar: Sipag at Tiyaga;

Gibo: Galing at Talino;

Noynoy: Mama at Papa”

]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/election/villar-gibo-noynoy/feed/ 0 Pari at madre http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/pari-at-madre/ http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/pari-at-madre/#comments Mon, 11 Jan 2010 16:55:21 +0000 e http://ourdailytxt.com/?p=1485 PARI:halika s sulok
mADRE:bkt po?
PARI: sara mu pinto
madre: ‘wag po!
Pari: patayin mu ilaw!
Madre: diyos ko po!

Pari: tamo rosary ko…glow in d dark

haha

]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/pari-at-madre/feed/ 0 I don’t believe that… http://ourdailytxt.com/emo/i-dont-believe-that/ http://ourdailytxt.com/emo/i-dont-believe-that/#comments Sun, 10 Jan 2010 22:18:06 +0000 e http://ourdailytxt.com/?p=1457 I don’t believe that laughing has always been the best medicine.

Because I know that sometimes, a cry can cure what a laugh can’t!

]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/emo/i-dont-believe-that/feed/ 0 Paano kainin? http://ourdailytxt.com/green-jokes/paano-kainin/ http://ourdailytxt.com/green-jokes/paano-kainin/#comments Sat, 09 Jan 2010 21:15:01 +0000 e http://ourdailytxt.com/?p=1467 SILIPIN ang GITNA

AMOYIN ang HIWA

IBUKA ang HIWA

DILAAN ang GITNA

PAGLABAS ng PUTI

DILAAN mong muli!

Ganyan ang pagkain ng OREO COOKIES
sarap dba?

]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/green-jokes/paano-kainin/feed/ 0 Bakit mo mamahalin? http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/bakit-mo-mamahalin/ http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/bakit-mo-mamahalin/#comments Fri, 08 Jan 2010 21:18:42 +0000 e http://ourdailytxt.com/?p=1469 bket mu mamahalin ang isang taong may iba nang mahal?

sagot: para magulo ang relasyon nila..

kung miserable ka
dapat sila dn!

haha

]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/bakit-mo-mamahalin/feed/ 0 Kung magkita kayo ng ex mo… http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/kung-magkita-kayo-ng-ex-mo/ http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/kung-magkita-kayo-ng-ex-mo/#comments Thu, 07 Jan 2010 22:28:52 +0000 e http://ourdailytxt.com/?p=1478 PnU qNg
mGkta
ke0 nG ex mu
& cnBng
“mzta kNa?!”

sbHn mu,

“i luk guD
nuNg tAu p
pr0 tnGnan
mu q ngaun..

..I luk a miLLi0n
tyMz
betEr nuNg
nwaLa kA!

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