our daily txt http://ourdailytxt.com Text messages, jokes, and quotes for Pinoy texters Sun, 25 Jul 2010 11:18:34 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Bra http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/bra/ http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/bra/#comments Sun, 25 Jul 2010 11:17:32 +0000 e http://ourdailytxt.com/?p=1612 Anak: Dad im fifteen na, pwde nb ko mg-bra?
Dad: Di pwede!
Anak: But Dad, all my frends wear bra na..
Dad: Tigilan mo ko RENATO! Bk pisain q itlog mo!

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]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/pa-victim/makulit-ako/feed/ 0 Bata at ina, nag-uusap http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/bata-at-ina-nag-uusap/ http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/bata-at-ina-nag-uusap/#comments Fri, 23 Jul 2010 04:55:49 +0000 chuvachuchu http://ourdailytxt.com/?p=1553 NANAY: Anak, hindi ka ba nahihiya? Linis ako nang linis dito, laro ka lang nang laro dyan!

ANAK: Nay, hindi ba mas nakakahiya kung ako ang naglilinis dyan at ikaw ang naglalaro dito?

]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/bata-at-ina-nag-uusap/feed/ 0 Bunga ng santol http://ourdailytxt.com/green-jokes/bunga-ng-santol/ http://ourdailytxt.com/green-jokes/bunga-ng-santol/#comments Wed, 21 Jul 2010 16:35:42 +0000 chuvachuchu http://ourdailytxt.com/?p=1557 Isang umaga may isang babae na namimitas ng bunga ng santol. May kapre sa taas ng puno.

Kapre: Itlog ko yan! Itlog ko yan! Hindi yan bunga!

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GIRL2:uii, cgurado aq lulutang ka
GIRL1:bakit naman kasi mataba aq?
GIRL2:hindi kasi plastic ka

]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/habang-nasa-pool/feed/ 0 Rep. Sekyu http://ourdailytxt.com/gud-am/1566/ http://ourdailytxt.com/gud-am/1566/#comments Tue, 20 Jul 2010 07:03:33 +0000 e http://ourdailytxt.com/?p=1566 And in an effort to truly represent security guards, Mikey Arroyo considers Botox injections to make his face “less round.”


- @PepeDiokno on Twitter

]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/gud-am/1566/feed/ 0 Kahit busy http://ourdailytxt.com/friendship/kahit-busy/ http://ourdailytxt.com/friendship/kahit-busy/#comments Mon, 19 Jul 2010 10:48:22 +0000 e http://ourdailytxt.com/friendship/kahit-busy/ Khit Bz,
i stil hve tym
2 txt U

Kht pg0d,
i nver gt tired
2grit U
“elow!mzta nkau?”

Kht wlang rply,
i stil enjoy
saying,
“i’ll never 4get .all of u guyz’

(ge,em< “Alea#28
uber,”

]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/friendship/kahit-busy/feed/ 0 The story of mabilis magmahal http://ourdailytxt.com/gud-am/the-story-of-mabilis-magmahal/ http://ourdailytxt.com/gud-am/the-story-of-mabilis-magmahal/#comments Sun, 18 Jul 2010 09:58:44 +0000 chuvachuchu http://ourdailytxt.com/?p=1551 BOY:hi miss! pwede mag ask sau?
GIRL:anu un?
BOY:my BF ka naba?
GIRL:ay!bakit mo tinatanong?may balak ka?
BOY:oo,may balak aq magtanong sau.. ano sa tagalog ang I LOVE YOU
GIRL:mahal kita
BOY:ang bilis q noh! napasagot kita agad!
GIRL:yackz! nagtaning ka kaya
BOY:kaya nga, sinagot mo naman!
HEHEHE…

]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/gud-am/the-story-of-mabilis-magmahal/feed/ 0 Kung hinihintay mo… http://ourdailytxt.com/bola/kung-hinihintay-mo/ http://ourdailytxt.com/bola/kung-hinihintay-mo/#comments Sat, 17 Jul 2010 09:50:43 +0000 e http://ourdailytxt.com/bola/kung-hinihintay-mo/ kung hinihintay mo ang taong magmamahal sa’yo ng tapat at lubos,

wait lang..

ON THE WAY na ko..

–yan ang bANat…

]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/bola/kung-hinihintay-mo/feed/ 0 Sa araw na ito… http://ourdailytxt.com/gud-am/sa-araw-na-ito/ http://ourdailytxt.com/gud-am/sa-araw-na-ito/#comments Wed, 30 Jun 2010 10:35:11 +0000 e http://ourdailytxt.com/?p=1545 “Ngayon, sa araw na ito — dito magwawakas ang pamumunong manhid sa mga daing ng taumbayan. Hindi si Noynoy ang gumawa ng paraan, kayo ang dahilan kung bakit ngayon, magtatapos na ang pagtitiis ng sambayanan.”

– Pangulong Noynoy Aquino sa kanyang pasinayang talumpati

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