our daily txt http://ourdailytxt.com Daily text messages, jokes, and quotes for Pinoy texters Sun, 04 Jan 2009 09:31:17 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 en hourly 1 Paputok http://ourdailytxt.com/new-year/paputok/ http://ourdailytxt.com/new-year/paputok/#comments Thu, 01 Jan 2009 11:50:47 +0000 e http://ourdailytxt.com/?p=1071 “Sa labas lang po tayo magpaputok.” Isang paalaala ng NATIONAL FAMILY PLANNING COMMISSION. Maligayang Pasok at Maligo Bago ibaon! HAPPY HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/new-year/paputok/feed/ Ang unang kabanalan http://ourdailytxt.com/quotable-quotes/ang-unang-kabanalan/ http://ourdailytxt.com/quotable-quotes/ang-unang-kabanalan/#comments Tue, 30 Dec 2008 09:43:40 +0000 e http://ourdailytxt.com/?p=1090 ” Ang unang kabanalan ay ang pagsunod sa matuid, anoman ang mangyari.” — Dr. Jose Rizal

]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/quotable-quotes/ang-unang-kabanalan/feed/ Underneath this tree http://ourdailytxt.com/christmas/underneath-this-tree/ http://ourdailytxt.com/christmas/underneath-this-tree/#comments Tue, 16 Dec 2008 16:04:00 +0000 e http://www.ourdailytxt.com/christmas/underneath-this-tree/ ,*,
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Underneath this
tree is my gift of
love
peace
and
joy.
From our family to yours,
A most Blessed Christmas

]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/christmas/underneath-this-tree/feed/ True meaning of CHRISTmas http://ourdailytxt.com/christmas/true-meaning-of-christmas/ http://ourdailytxt.com/christmas/true-meaning-of-christmas/#comments Tue, 16 Dec 2008 07:23:34 +0000 e http://www.ourdailytxt.com/christmas/true-meaning-of-christmas/ The true meaning of CHRISTmas is that a doomed race was given a great HOPE. Thus, we worship in celebration and Fellowship. In the Spirit of the season, I want to say but 2 things… Never lose the CHRIST in CHRISTmas. And Thank You for your friendship.

]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/christmas/true-meaning-of-christmas/feed/ Kambal http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/kambal/ http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/kambal/#comments Fri, 31 Oct 2008 12:14:53 +0000 e http://ourdailytxt.com/?p=1164 DOC: KambaL anak m0. Sister mo ang ngbgay ng names.

GIRL: E tanga un, ano pinangaLan?

DOC: Sa girL, Denice..

GIRL: Aba, ok un. E sa boy?

DOC: Denephew..Ö

]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/kambal/feed/ Pangalan ng anak ni Pacman http://ourdailytxt.com/manny-pacquiao/1176/ http://ourdailytxt.com/manny-pacquiao/1176/#comments Fri, 10 Oct 2008 09:30:08 +0000 e http://ourdailytxt.com/manny-pacquiao/1176/ Jinky: Manny, kung magkakaanak ulet tau anu magandang name?

Manny: Hmm. Eh di combine na lang name natin…

“MANKY” Harhar.

]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/manny-pacquiao/1176/feed/ Pautang http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/pautang/ http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/pautang/#comments Thu, 09 Oct 2008 12:22:10 +0000 e http://ourdailytxt.com/?p=1172 PARE1: pre,pautang muna ng 5kg bgas & 3 sardnas byran q agd pgdating ni mrs gling US

PARE2: cge e2, kLan b uwi ni mare?

P1: ngaapply plang! pro mlaki dw pgasa!

]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/pautang/feed/ Si Gina… http://ourdailytxt.com/misc/si-gina/ http://ourdailytxt.com/misc/si-gina/#comments Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:18:52 +0000 e http://ourdailytxt.com/?p=1170 nuod k ng tv channeL 11 bilis! c gina alajar daw pumatay ky nida blanca? inimbstghn n sya ng NBI!

pEr0 ndi dw xa c gina, sbi ña:

“karen p0!”

hehehe…

]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/misc/si-gina/feed/ Palit http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/palit/ http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/palit/#comments Tue, 07 Oct 2008 12:13:23 +0000 e http://ourdailytxt.com/?p=1161 MAN 1:pare gsto kong mgpalit ng pngalan,ang pngit eh!
MAN 2:bkit ano bng pngalan m0?
MAN 1:Ricardo Putingtae
MAN 2:ano bng gusto mng ipalit?
MAN 1:Ricky Putingtae

]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/palit/feed/ I feel sorry for those who broke my heart http://ourdailytxt.com/bola/i-feel-sorry-for-those-who-broke-my-heart/ http://ourdailytxt.com/bola/i-feel-sorry-for-those-who-broke-my-heart/#comments Mon, 06 Oct 2008 12:11:20 +0000 e http://ourdailytxt.com/?p=1158 i feel sorry for those who broke my heart

because one day they’ll wake up & realize…

they had the world, but they let it go.”
hehe! :-D

]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/bola/i-feel-sorry-for-those-who-broke-my-heart/feed/ Exam http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/exam/ http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/exam/#comments Sun, 05 Oct 2008 03:00:39 +0000 e http://ourdailytxt.com/?p=940 TANGA: Kumusta exam?

BOBO: Masama, wla ako nsgutn! Blank paper lng pnasa ko!

TANGA: Nku ako din! Pano yan?

Bka isipin nla ngkopyahan tayo!

]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/exam/feed/ Drinking http://ourdailytxt.com/misc/drinking/ http://ourdailytxt.com/misc/drinking/#comments Sat, 04 Oct 2008 12:00:47 +0000 e http://ourdailytxt.com/?p=1151 Drinking dy say s d haven 0f d weak.We f0rge a pers0na dat we 0nly hav d c0urage t0 sh0w when wer drunk enuf.We escape reality even f it risks 0ur healt[h.. Bt i tel u ds,d m0st h0nest ndviduals r th0se hu drink t0 dr0wn..C0z dy l0se their s0cial mask..N0 pretenti0ns.N0 limits.N0 lies.. Dats n0t weaknes,dat’s being fearles. nd i ges wat dy cn nver fath0m s dat,bec 0f int0xicati0n,we bec0m pure.=)

-2 ol drinkers nd drunkards!Ü *cheers!*

]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/misc/drinking/feed/ Sa kumpisalan http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/sa-kumpisalan/ http://ourdailytxt.com/jokes/sa-kumpisalan/#comments Fri, 03 Oct 2008 12:20:20 +0000 e http://ourdailytxt.com/?p=1001 KILER:Pader, mangungmpisal sna ako.
FR:Ano ba an ksalanan mo anak?
KILER:Nkapatay akö ng 23 tao
FR:Bkit?
KILER:Kc naniniwla cla sa dyos,kw pader naniniwala kba sa dyos?
FR:ha? Nung una…pero ngaun trip-trip na lng!

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