our daily txt

Boobs

Sat, 04 Jul 2009 13:59:11 +0000

Dati, ang boobs ni Putot ganito |_|_|
Kaya nung 1980’s nagpagawa siya ng ganito (*)(*)
Pero nung isang araw, pumutok! (x)(x)
Kaya pinaayos niya dahil hindi na pantay (o)(O)
Naayos na kaya ganito na siya ngayon (oYo)

(From EllenTordesillas.com)

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 04:55:17 +0000

‘you iS!’

‘you is!’

-siGaw ni aLing dionisia pgdating sa Amerika. Andito na aq sa ‘you is!’

hehehe.! =)

Gloria’s cha-cha

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 03:47:23 +0000

“Habang garapalang pinipilit ng administrasyong Arroyo at ng kanyang
mga kaalyado sa Kongreso ang pakanang ConAss, lalo nitong sinisindihan ang galit ng mamamayan. The Filipino people will never dance to
Gloria’s chacha.”

– Gabriela Rep. Liza Maza

Pag pinasayaw ka ng Chacha…

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 14:01:35 +0000

Pag pinasayaw ka ng Chacha, dapat ang isagot mo, “I’ll never gonna dance again.” Hehe.

(From Twitter user @handyfemme)

Ganito sa min

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 15:46:45 +0000

Pokpok: (Gumigiling) Ganito sa ‘min. Kanya-kanyang kayod, walang maayos na trabaho, walang pambili ng gamot. Kung di ka gigiling, di ka kakain.

Mar Roxas: (Umiiling) Iha, tumabi ka.

Mar Roxas gets on stage.

Mar Roxas: Ako, gigiling. (Gumigiling)

(From Siege Malvar Bites)

Victor Ortega

Fri, 05 Jun 2009 23:44:15 +0000

Factoid: Victor Ortega (House chairman on constitutional amendments) helped Marcos set up dictatorship thru bogus 1972 Constitution.

(From Twitterer @hotmanila)

Egypt vs Philippines

Fri, 05 Jun 2009 13:35:44 +0000

Egypt only suffered 10 biblical plagues. We have 214: flu, floods, 211 congressmen and one president.

(From Twitterer @hotmanila)

Conass-wang

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 04:46:13 +0000

Wag kang matakot sa multo, matakot ka sa CONASS-WANG!

(From Twitterer @jrcarrabe)

How many congressmen…

Wed, 03 Jun 2009 11:51:18 +0000

How many congressmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? None — they’re too busy screwing the country.

(From Twitterer @hotmanila)

Kapag tinanong

Tue, 02 Jun 2009 04:37:50 +0000

boy: kpg tinanong ba kta eh ssgutin mo ako?

girl: onman, un na nga lng hnhntay ko e. (kinilig)

boy: ok cge, the summation of 12x raised to the 3rd power ovr 83x+32xy+9y-a multplied by the summation of 5x – 2a wherein a is considrd as constnt?

girl: P—– I– M0!

Warning: Hayden camera

Mon, 01 Jun 2009 11:32:50 +0000

WARNING: Pag kayo nasa KATRI-NA make sure na tuimingin sa paligid, baka may HAYDEN camera jan. hahahahaha

Ederlyn, wala raw video with Hayden

Sat, 30 May 2009 21:41:09 +0000

Hay naku, nananahimik na ako, ha? Huwag nga ninyo akong idamay sa video scandal na yan! Wala kaming video ni Hayden Kho!

– Ederlyn

Clarification

Fri, 29 May 2009 23:38:03 +0000

This message is to clear things out. There is no truth to the rumor that Dr. Hayden also has a sex video with Aling Dionisia. Pls pass…