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Paano kainin?

SILIPIN ang GITNA

AMOYIN ang HIWA

IBUKA ang HIWA

DILAAN ang GITNA

PAGLABAS ng PUTI

DILAAN mong muli!

Ganyan ang pagkain ng OREO COOKIES
sarap dba?


Bakit mo mamahalin?

bket mu mamahalin ang isang taong may iba nang mahal?

sagot: para magulo ang relasyon nila..

kung miserable ka
dapat sila dn!

haha


Kung magkita kayo ng ex mo…

PnU qNg
mGkta
ke0 nG ex mu
& cnBng
“mzta kNa?!”

sbHn mu,

“i luk guD
nuNg tAu p
pr0 tnGnan
mu q ngaun..

..I luk a miLLi0n
tyMz
betEr nuNg
nwaLa kA!


Pinakadesperadong banat…

pNkA
dEspErAd0ng
bnAt sA l0vE..

“aQ nA mgbbyAd
nG tUiti0n fEe m0

bAstA aNg
pgAarALan m0
ay aNg mAhALiN aq!”

haha


Sorry Efren Penaflorida

Sorry Efren Penaflorida. Sabi ni Angel Locsin, she just wants you to be “E fren.”

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Tomorrow might be different

At times you’re sad about what’s going on with your life, just remember one permanent fact: Everything
changes. Tomorrow might be different. G0odmurneng!


Time has a way of changing things…

Time has a way of changing things…

Heaven and earth may pass away but His Word will stay forever.

God loves u!




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