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Smooth roads never make good drivers. Smooth seas never make good sailors. Clear skies never make good pilots. A problem-free life never makes a strong and good person.
Be str0ng en0ugh to accept challenges of life.
D0nt ask LIFE “why me? Instead say, “Try me!”.
Have a tough but winning life…;-)
gud pm & GOD BLESS!

KONDUKTOR: san kau lolo?
LOLO:s Batangas lng ako, mgkno ga bbyran ko?
KONDUKTOR: bshin nyo s tiket lolo!
LOLO:pno k0ng bbshin are pinagbubutas mung tanga k..!

Dti ang gamot s skit ng ulo ay

kispirin at yakapsul

ngaun dna daw uso un!

Ano n uso?

BiogeSEX! ‹ kaht wlang laman ang tyan.safe. Cge ingat!.. Hehe..

3tings n lyf wen gone
nvr com bak:
TIME, WORDS & OPPORTUNITY;

3tings n lyf dat shld nvr b lost:
PEACE, HOPE & HONESTY;

3tings n lyf dat r most valuable:
LOVE, FAITH & PRAYER;

3tings n lyf dat r nvr certn:
DREAMS, SUCCESS & FORTUNE;

3tings n lyf dat make a person:
HARDWORK, SINCERITY & COMMITMENT;

3tings n lyf dat can dstry a person:
LUST, PRIDE & ANGER;

3tings dat r truly constant:
CHANGE, DEATH & GOD!

Pls dnt jst read it
share it w/d pipol u care.

PARROT: kpg hnila m 2ng kliwang paa q, kknta q. pg kanan, 22la nmn.
BOY: wow galing nman! e pano pg sbay kung hnila paa u?
PARROT: eh di mahu2l0g n aq tanga!

pg mY
prbLema k
wg k mgppKmtay
icpn m0..

kba0ng-10,000

Bur0L-2,500
LiBing-5,000

kpe&BskwiT
-1,700

kya pg my
pr0blemA k
tx m0 k0..

MATADOR -60 Lng!

Wn ur comited, its ok 2 go out, 2 hav fun w/ frnds.. 2 party ol nyt or 2 mit new acquaintncs.. Rmmbr coy0te ugly?

“Alwys luk available bt nvr b available…”