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Pres. Cory on Con-ass

Nasa inyo po ang tunay na kapangyarihan sa ating demokrasya. Huwag n’yo pong payagang manumbalik ang mga pamamaraan ng mga diktador. Tutulan po natin ang Con-Ass! At ipagdasal po natin ang ating Inang Bayan. – Pres. Cory Aquino, June 10, 2009

Pag pinasayaw ka ng Chacha…

Pag pinasayaw ka ng Chacha, dapat ang isagot mo, “I’ll never gonna dance again.” Hehe.

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Victor Ortega

Factoid: Victor Ortega (House chairman on constitutional amendments) helped Marcos set up dictatorship thru bogus 1972 Constitution.

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Egypt vs Philippines

Egypt only suffered 10 biblical plagues. We have 214: flu, floods, 211 congressmen and one president.

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How many congressmen…

How many congressmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? None — they’re too busy screwing the country.

(From Twitterer @hotmanila)



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