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GMA n her famLy riding an airplane.

GMA: wat f i throw 1chek worth a 1M pesos out of d window 2 make at least 1fiLpino hapi?

FG: honey, why nt throw 2cheks worth half a milion pesos 2 make 2 fLipnos hapi?

Luli: mom,why nt throw 4cheks wrth quarter of a milion 2 mke 4 fLpnos hapi?

Fnaly her grndaughter spoke: grandma, why not simply THROW URSELF out of d wndow 2 mke ALL flipinos hapi?:-)

FM’s downfall was due to KBL

Kasalanan ng
Babaeng taga-
Leyte…

GMA’s downfall may be due to KAMPI

Kasalanan ng
Asawang
Minalas sa
Probinsyanong
Intsik.

Pls pass

Terrorists have kidnpped FG & dmanded a ransom of 10 billion pesos or else they wil burn him with kerosene.

Pls donate.

– We have donated 50 liters.

“Wag niyo apihin si Mike Arroyo. Maawa kayo sa kanya. Wala siyang kasalanan.”

Fwd dis msg 2 all your friends. Like magic, they will all become your enemies!

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