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You are invited to the grand opening of Gaite Lending Inc. 0% interest on all “awa” loans. Limited documentation and we deliver the money right to your home. We also do package tours to HKG and London on short notice through Atienza Travel and Tours. Airport tarmac pickup available upon request.

Need a quick P500,000 loan? Contact Mr. Manuel Gaite at Malacanang. No questions asked. Cash always ready.

Kikidnapin ka nga lang ng PSG at PNP days later.