our daily txt

GMA Nahulog sa tulay, nailigtas ni Jr.

GMA: Salamat at nailigtas mo ako. Humiling ka kahit ano, ibibigay ko syo.

Jr: Gusto ko po ng electric wheelchair w/ mp3 & playstation.

GMA: Bkt yn ang hiningi mo eh di ka mnman lumpo?

Jr: Tiyak ho pag nalaman ng itay ko na iniligtas ko kyo, lulumpuhin nya ko! :p

KANO: We went thru a grave crisis due 2 the 9/11. How about you?
PINOY: We are still experiencing the worst crisis due to our 4′11″ who is still with us!

May nagdeliver ng crib sa Tanay, at nagalit si Erap.
Erap: Wala naman akong baby dito ah!
Delivery man: Sir, lilipat na rin po si GLORIA!!

GMA 2 PNP- there is a group
that is out to destroy me
and my family.
PNP- we confirm that mam.
The group is known as the PUBLIC.

I love GMA. I support GMA.
I don’t want GMA to resign!
(Send ds 2 20
friends & in 3 days
U wil lose 20 friends.)
at mgsisisi ka 4 ur
lapse in judgment!

a man died & was asked by st. peter: where are you from?
man: philippines po! st. peter: aha, kay gloria! you may enter heaven… you’ve suffered enough!