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What did Arroyo say…?

Question: What did President Arroyo say when Joey Salceda informed her of his plan to defect to LP?

Answer: “Bitch!”

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My favorite politician

Dear God, so far this year you’ve taken my favorite singer Michael Jackson, my favorite actor Patrick Swayze my favorite actress Farah Fawcett. Just 2 let you know… My favorite politician is Ate Gloria po.

Egypt vs Philippines

Egypt only suffered 10 biblical plagues. We have 214: flu, floods, 211 congressmen and one president.

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Obama and Gloria

President Barack Obama finally calls up MalacaƱang:

OBAMA: May i speak with that small but great Filipina who is the pride of all Filipinos?

GMA: (kinilig) Yes? How are you, Mr President?

OBAMA: Congratulations, Charice! That was a great performance you gave at my inauguration!

Bakit wheelchair

GMA Nahulog sa tulay, nailigtas ni Jr.

GMA: Salamat at nailigtas mo ako. Humiling ka kahit ano, ibibigay ko syo.

Jr: Gusto ko po ng electric wheelchair w/ mp3 & playstation.

GMA: Bkt yn ang hiningi mo eh di ka mnman lumpo?

Jr: Tiyak ho pag nalaman ng itay ko na iniligtas ko kyo, lulumpuhin nya ko! :p

KANO: We went thru a grave crisis due 2 …

KANO: We went thru a grave crisis due 2 the 9/11. How about you?
PINOY: We are still experiencing the worst crisis due to our 4’11″ who is still with us!

Breaking News: Pangulong Arroyo, bababa na sa Malacanang sa ganap na 6:30 ngayong umaga

At muling aakyat matapos ang almusal!

Nasa baba kasi ang kusina ng Palasyo!



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