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Dear God, so far this year you’ve taken my favorite singer Michael Jackson, my favorite actor Patrick Swayze my favorite actress Farah Fawcett. Just 2 let you know… My favorite politician is Ate Gloria po.

Egypt only suffered 10 biblical plagues. We have 214: flu, floods, 211 congressmen and one president.

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President Barack Obama finally calls up Malacañang:

OBAMA: May i speak with that small but great Filipina who is the pride of all Filipinos?

GMA: (kinilig) Yes? How are you, Mr President?

OBAMA: Congratulations, Charice! That was a great performance you gave at my inauguration!

GMA Nahulog sa tulay, nailigtas ni Jr.

GMA: Salamat at nailigtas mo ako. Humiling ka kahit ano, ibibigay ko syo.

Jr: Gusto ko po ng electric wheelchair w/ mp3 & playstation.

GMA: Bkt yn ang hiningi mo eh di ka mnman lumpo?

Jr: Tiyak ho pag nalaman ng itay ko na iniligtas ko kyo, lulumpuhin nya ko! :p

KANO: We went thru a grave crisis due 2 the 9/11. How about you?
PINOY: We are still experiencing the worst crisis due to our 4′11″ who is still with us!

Breaking News: Pangulong Arroyo, bababa na sa Malacanang sa ganap na 6:30 ngayong umaga

At muling aakyat matapos ang almusal!

Nasa baba kasi ang kusina ng Palasyo!

Aba naman Gloria puno ka ng grasya. Ang yaman ng tao’y sumaiyo na. Bukod kang nandaya sa babaeng lahat. Pinagpala rin, asawa mo’t anak. Wala nang natira sa amen.