What did Arroyo say…?
Question: What did President Arroyo say when Joey Salceda informed her of his plan to defect to LP?
Answer: “Bitch!”
My favorite politician
Dear God, so far this year you’ve taken my favorite singer Michael Jackson, my favorite actor Patrick Swayze my favorite actress Farah Fawcett. Just 2 let you know… My favorite politician is Ate Gloria po.
Egypt vs Philippines
Egypt only suffered 10 biblical plagues. We have 214: flu, floods, 211 congressmen and one president.
Obama and Gloria
President Barack Obama finally calls up Malacañang:
OBAMA: May i speak with that small but great Filipina who is the pride of all Filipinos?
GMA: (kinilig) Yes? How are you, Mr President?
OBAMA: Congratulations, Charice! That was a great performance you gave at my inauguration!
Bakit wheelchair
GMA Nahulog sa tulay, nailigtas ni Jr.
GMA: Salamat at nailigtas mo ako. Humiling ka kahit ano, ibibigay ko syo.
Jr: Gusto ko po ng electric wheelchair w/ mp3 & playstation.
GMA: Bkt yn ang hiningi mo eh di ka mnman lumpo?
Jr: Tiyak ho pag nalaman ng itay ko na iniligtas ko kyo, lulumpuhin nya ko! :p
KANO: We went thru a grave crisis due 2 …
KANO: We went thru a grave crisis due 2 the 9/11. How about you?
PINOY: We are still experiencing the worst crisis due to our 4’11″ who is still with us!
