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The secret is out

The secret is out: during a recent surgery for a pinched nerve on GMA’s spine, the doctors at St. Luke’s Medical Center fished out of her back stolen election returns from the May 2004 presidential elections.

What did Arroyo say…?

Question: What did President Arroyo say when Joey Salceda informed her of his plan to defect to LP?

Answer: “Bitch!”

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My favorite politician

Dear God, so far this year you’ve taken my favorite singer Michael Jackson, my favorite actor Patrick Swayze my favorite actress Farah Fawcett. Just 2 let you know… My favorite politician is Ate Gloria po.

May araw din kayo

Kailan pa naging pribilehiyo ng isang opisyal ang di managot sa taumbayan? Kailan pa naging pribilehiyo ng isang opisyal ang magnakaw? – C. De Quiros

Attention Politiko Big Brother

Attention Politiko Big Brother
is postponed indefinitely.
Nag-overloaded Globe at Smart,
80 million Filipinos texted
na i-evict si PGMA and JDV.

Breaking News: Pangulong Arroyo, bababa na sa Malacanang sa ganap na 6:30 ngayong umaga

At muling aakyat matapos ang almusal!

Nasa baba kasi ang kusina ng Palasyo!

Aba naman Gloria

Aba naman Gloria puno ka ng grasya. Ang yaman ng tao’y sumaiyo na. Bukod kang nandaya sa babaeng lahat. Pinagpala rin, asawa mo’t anak. Wala nang natira sa amen.


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