our daily txt

“Habang garapalang pinipilit ng administrasyong Arroyo at ng kanyang
mga kaalyado sa Kongreso ang pakanang ConAss, lalo nitong sinisindihan ang galit ng mamamayan. The Filipino people will never dance to
Gloria’s chacha.”

– Gabriela Rep. Liza Maza

Egypt only suffered 10 biblical plagues. We have 214: flu, floods, 211 congressmen and one president.

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tigddalawa na!
May kmatis pa!

Ramdam namin ang asenso. Hehehe

Staunch supporters of Pampanga governor Fr. Ed Panlilio rejected President Arroyo’s offer to play Pontius Pilate in a passion play at the provincial capitol. Asked why, they said, “It’s a risk. Pa’no kung irelease n’ya lahat ng convicts?!?”

– From The Professional Heckler

President Barack Obama finally calls up Malacañang:

OBAMA: May i speak with that small but great Filipina who is the pride of all Filipinos?

GMA: (kinilig) Yes? How are you, Mr President?

OBAMA: Congratulations, Charice! That was a great performance you gave at my inauguration!

Latest Gloria joke: “Texting is a way of life. I asked the telecoms to cut the cost of messages between networks. They responded. It is now down to 50 centavos.”

SPECIAL PRAYER 4 GMA : ABA Naman GLORIA Puno Ka Na ng GRASYA! Ang YAMAN ng BANSA Ay SUMAIYO Na. Sa HUSAY ni GARCI Naging PEKENG PANGULO Ka! Bukod Kang MANDARAYA sa Babaeng Lahat. PINAGPALA Ring MANGKURAKOT, ASAWA MO’t ANAK. Kaya WALA Ng NATIRA sa AMEN. Pls, pass for our country. .