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Nakita ko si GMA. Matangkad naman pala si madam president.

-Mahal

GMA: Hoy Neri, is it true u called me EVIL?
Neri: A, e… yon po kasi ang acronym ng pagkatao ninyo ma’am.
Expert
Versatile
Intelligent
Lovely!
GMA: Hihihi. True ka jan!
EVIL nga ako!

Let us all pray that GMA be vindicated & remain as our president.

Pls pass this to 7 of your friends & notice that after 7 days…

You’ve lost 7 friends.

Lozada
1/2 pinoy
1/2 intsik

Apostol
1/2 pinoy
1/2 Bulol

“joker” Arroyo
1/2 pinoy
1/2 Pikon

Santiago
1/2 pinay
1/2 Buang

Enrile
1/2 GMA
1/2 ERAP

Ner¡
1/2 pinoy
1/2 pinay

Gonzales
1/2 pinoy
1/2 Linta

Razon
1/2 pinoy
1/2 Patola

Donald Dee
1/2 intsik
1/2 Traydor

FG
1/2 pork
1/2 Buwaya

GMA
1/2 lang
pero evil!

This is now the proper way of introducing Mikey: “Rep. Mikey Arroyo - the son of a bitch.”

Nagsalita na si neri about gma,
di raw nya cnabi na “she’s evil” . . .

sabi raw nya: “gloria wears prada.”

Gloria has resigned! Mafia 2 b arrested tonight, dadalhin sila sa Mla City Jail! Lets’s party!

Practice lang po, para handa tayo pagdating ng tamang oras.