Posts Tagged ‘Inday jokes’

Inday caregiver

Monday, June 9th, 2008

Isang araw, nagulat ang amo dahil bumalik ang naglayas na si Inday.

AMO: Inday! Bumalik ka rin! Bakit?

INDAY: I care about my job, Sir. I care about you! :-)

Ayaw bumula

Saturday, April 26th, 2008

Juan: Kainis na shampoo ‘to! Ayaw bumula!

Inday: Paano po bubula yan hndi nman basa buhok nyo?!

Juan: Haller! For dry hair toh! Dry hair!!! Nag-iisip ka ba Inday?

Inday na walang Ingles

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008

Amo: Mula ngayn, wlang mgssalita ng ingles. Ang sinumang magpadugo ng utAk ko at sa mga anak ko,palalayasin sa pmmahay na’to! Klaro b?

Inday:Ang mga nmutawi sa inyong mga labi ay mtaman ko pong iiimbak sa sulok ng akng balintataw,sa kaibuturan ng akng puso, gugunamgunamin, aariing salik ng aba at payak kong kabatiran.Tatalikdn ang matayog at palalong bnyagang wka, mnapay kkalingain,bibgkasn at sakdal timyas na sasambitin ng aking sangkalooban.=)

Monday, March 17th, 2008

Why would the rebels waste money, bullets and effort to kill GMA. Its another sign of idiocy by Palace publicists because GMA is already politically and morally dead. We folks just need to finish her off by driving her away and sending her to jail like the dreaded Akyat Bahay Gang…

-Inday’s reaction to a Malacanang report that the NPA is plotting to kill GMA

Inday to Jennylyn Mercado

Thursday, January 31st, 2008

Its crtainly aceptble 2 mke mstakes & learn frm dem. just mke sure dat u do learn– word of advce ni Inday sa buntis na kumareng c Jennylyn Mercado