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GMA n her famLy riding an airplane

GMA n her famLy riding an airplane.

GMA: wat f i throw 1chek worth a 1M pesos out of d window 2 make at least 1fiLpino hapi?

FG: honey, why nt throw 2cheks worth half a milion pesos 2 make 2 fLipnos hapi?

Luli: mom,why nt throw 4cheks wrth quarter of a milion 2 mke 4 fLpnos hapi?

Fnaly her grndaughter spoke: grandma, why not simply THROW URSELF out of d wndow 2 mke ALL flipinos hapi?:-)

Luli at Kris

Tita Cory: Glo, magresign ka na. Baka matulad ka sa akin. Panay kudeta sa term ko.
GMA: I will not resign!
Cory:Daily 12-hr power outages ang legacy ko.
GMA: I will not resign!
Cory: Baka magaya si Luli kay Kris.
GMA: O hindeee!



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