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Pacman’s homecoming

The National Capital Region will reportedly deploy 2,000 policemen on Friday to secure Manny Pacquiao. Another group of 3,000 cops will be deployed to secure Krista Ranillo.

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Epektibo rin pala

Epektibo rin pala sa Cotto ang Head & Shoulders.

Pacquiao-Cotto

Baka raw hindi manalo si Manny Pacquiao dahil sa shampoo niya…

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8′s 1 in 1

“Its one in one…”

ang tawag ni many pacquiao sa “A(H1N1)”

Pacquiao’s sweets

Pacquiao: honey, buksan mo na yung sweets.
Jinky : lambing mo talaga. mwah !! nasan ang sweets honey?
Pacquiao: yung sweets ng ilaw. di ako makakita… ang dilim!!

Manny Pacquiao vocabulary

INRITS YUR BOCABOLARY: by Manny Pacquiao

TACTICS – tunog ng orasan
PAYT – laban para sa Pinoy
TAYTOL – pamagat ng laban
JENGKEH – name ng dyowa nya?!
NO PEER – sponsor nya
MOTOR KID – pag-ikot nya sa Manila
CHECK IN – manok sa McDo
CORRUPT – pagsara ng mata
MURA LESS – nakalaban nya
WIT – timbang
WAWAWE – noontime show
DUET – gawin mo
L.A. – Leto Atsensya!
QUOTES – tawag nya kay Freddie Roach!

Tumawag si Pacquiao

(Pacquiao’s calling)

Inday: Gunaydin! (Good morning in Turkish)

Pacquiao: Hilow! Is Mr. Montinigru ober dir? I want to jas know ip can he be here to catch me in di ring por di fight? I can be winning. Im not to be in di lose.

Inday: ha? (nosebleed)

-na knockout sa Inglis ni Manny! Sa wakas natalo rin si Inday. (Blog ni Inday)



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