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Beggar

AMO: inday,my pulubi s g8,paalicn mu nga..
INDAY: ryt away!
INDAY to BEGGAR: hey u putrid-smeling beggar w/ d diverse ambiance of scnted junk dt assails evrybody’s n0strils & carbon free lungs,pls go away n0w!
BEGGAR: wat?!hu do u think u r?!u pthetc trying hard nanny!how cud u,a s0cial climbr & vry low grade mammal,underestim8 a high-class beggar lyk me?!d hell w/ u!
INDAY: nk2sakit kna ah!mam oh,ayaw umalis oh..hehe!



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