our daily txt

wife:hon,pki fix ilaw sa lbas. husband: helo!? electrician b ako? Wife:eh, gwin u nlang hagdan ntin. husband:helo!? karpentiro b ako? umalis c hsband, pg[Part 2 of 3]ge of either sex or bake ako ng cake. husband:so pinag-bake mo sya ng cake? wife:helo?!baker ba ako?!

Why r vegetarian women silent during sex?!

ANSWER:
bcoz they r in shock that a piece of Meat can give them so mUch PLEASURE!!
Hahaha! ;-)