our daily txt

Huwag magtago sa saya
Neri, maging totoo ka.
Kakampi ba kay Lozada
O magsusuot ng Prada?

-Frank Rivera

Ang magsabi ng totoo
Ay kalaban ng demonyo;
Ang sinungaling na tao
Ay may gloria sa imp’yerno.

–Abdon ”Jun” Balde

Noon ay bulag na pinya
Ang burukratang Lozada
At nang imulat ang mata
Pati madla’y nakakita.

- Danilo dela Cruz

You are invited to the grand opening of Gaite Lending Inc. 0% interest on all “awa” loans. Limited documentation and we deliver the money right to your home. We also do package tours to HKG and London on short notice through Atienza Travel and Tours. Airport tarmac pickup available upon request.

FM’s downfall was due to KBL

Kasalanan ng
Babaeng taga-
Leyte…

GMA’s downfall may be due to KAMPI

Kasalanan ng
Asawang
Minalas sa
Probinsyanong
Intsik.

Pls pass

Lozada
1/2 pinoy
1/2 intsik

Apostol
1/2 pinoy
1/2 Bulol

“joker” Arroyo
1/2 pinoy
1/2 Pikon

Santiago
1/2 pinay
1/2 Buang

Enrile
1/2 GMA
1/2 ERAP

Ner¡
1/2 pinoy
1/2 pinay

Gonzales
1/2 pinoy
1/2 Linta

Razon
1/2 pinoy
1/2 Patola

Donald Dee
1/2 intsik
1/2 Traydor

FG
1/2 pork
1/2 Buwaya

GMA
1/2 lang
pero evil!

This is now the proper way of introducing Mikey: “Rep. Mikey Arroyo - the son of a bitch.”