our daily txt » ZTE http://ourdailytxt.com Text messages, jokes, and quotes for Pinoy texters Sat, 21 Aug 2010 04:18:39 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Huwag magtago sa saya http://ourdailytxt.com/gloria-jokes/huwag-magtago-sa-saya/ http://ourdailytxt.com/gloria-jokes/huwag-magtago-sa-saya/#comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:05:18 +0000 e http://www.ourdailytxt.com/gloria-jokes/huwag-magtago-sa-saya/ Huwag magtago sa saya
Neri, maging totoo ka.
Kakampi ba kay Lozada
O magsusuot ng Prada?

-Frank Rivera

]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/gloria-jokes/huwag-magtago-sa-saya/feed/ 0 Ang magsabi ng totoo Ay kalaban ng demo … http://ourdailytxt.com/gud-am/ang-magsabi-ng-totooay-kalaban-ng-demo/ http://ourdailytxt.com/gud-am/ang-magsabi-ng-totooay-kalaban-ng-demo/#comments Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:04:04 +0000 e http://www.ourdailytxt.com/gud-am/ang-magsabi-ng-totooay-kalaban-ng-demo/ Ang magsabi ng totoo
Ay kalaban ng demonyo;
Ang sinungaling na tao
Ay may gloria sa imp’yerno.

–Abdon ”Jun” Balde

]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/gud-am/ang-magsabi-ng-totooay-kalaban-ng-demo/feed/ 0 Noon ay bulag na pinya http://ourdailytxt.com/gud-am/noon-ay-bulag-na-pinyaang-burukratang/ http://ourdailytxt.com/gud-am/noon-ay-bulag-na-pinyaang-burukratang/#comments Mon, 10 Mar 2008 18:02:38 +0000 e http://www.ourdailytxt.com/gud-am/noon-ay-bulag-na-pinyaang-burukratang/ Noon ay bulag na pinya
Ang burukratang Lozada
At nang imulat ang mata
Pati madla’y nakakita.

- Danilo dela Cruz

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]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/gud-am/gaite-lending-inc/feed/ 0 KBL and Kampi http://ourdailytxt.com/gloria-jokes/kbl-and-kampi/ http://ourdailytxt.com/gloria-jokes/kbl-and-kampi/#comments Fri, 07 Mar 2008 14:58:04 +0000 e http://www.ourdailytxt.com/gloria-jokes/kbl-and-kampi/ FM’s downfall was due to KBL

Kasalanan ng
Babaeng taga-
Leyte…

GMA’s downfall may be due to KAMPI

Kasalanan ng
Asawang
Minalas sa
Probinsyanong
Intsik.

Pls pass

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1/2 pinoy
1/2 intsik

Apostol
1/2 pinoy
1/2 Bulol

“joker” Arroyo
1/2 pinoy
1/2 Pikon

Santiago
1/2 pinay
1/2 Buang

Enrile
1/2 GMA
1/2 ERAP

Ner¡
1/2 pinoy
1/2 pinay

Gonzales
1/2 pinoy
1/2 Linta

Razon
1/2 pinoy
1/2 Patola

Donald Dee
1/2 intsik
1/2 Traydor

FG
1/2 pork
1/2 Buwaya

GMA
1/2 lang
pero evil!

]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/gloria-jokes/12-2/feed/ 0 Introducing Mikey http://ourdailytxt.com/gloria-jokes/introducing-mikey/ http://ourdailytxt.com/gloria-jokes/introducing-mikey/#comments Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:20:24 +0000 e http://www.ourdailytxt.com/gloria-jokes/introducing-mikey/ This is now the proper way of introducing Mikey: “Rep. Mikey Arroyo – the son of a bitch.”

]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/gloria-jokes/introducing-mikey/feed/ 0 Neri on GMA http://ourdailytxt.com/gud-am/neri-on-gma/ http://ourdailytxt.com/gud-am/neri-on-gma/#comments Mon, 03 Mar 2008 00:18:46 +0000 e http://www.ourdailytxt.com/gud-am/neri-on-gma/ Nagsalita na si neri about gma,
di raw nya cnabi na “she’s evil” . . .

sabi raw nya: “gloria wears prada.”

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Kikidnapin ka nga lang ng PSG at PNP days later.

]]> http://ourdailytxt.com/gloria-jokes/need-a-quick-loan/feed/ 0 Gloria has resigned! http://ourdailytxt.com/gloria-jokes/gloria-has-resigned/ http://ourdailytxt.com/gloria-jokes/gloria-has-resigned/#comments Sat, 01 Mar 2008 15:14:13 +0000 e http://www.ourdailytxt.com/gloria-jokes/gloria-has-resigned/ Gloria has resigned! Mafia 2 b arrested tonight, dadalhin sila sa Mla City Jail! Lets’s party!

Practice lang po, para handa tayo pagdating ng tamang oras.

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